Just found out my little sister got a twitter and promptly ✨blocked✨ her. Because this is my personal diary that only everybody but my immediate family can read.
@spider_butch no because then you’re like “omg now if i get there on time, she’ll think i’m a liar and a bad person” and it’s lose-lose at that point 💀
today the barista in the mostly conservative town I used to live in said “judging by your rings, I think you’d like the store next door, you should check it out.” said store apparently sells witchy items and crystals. she may as well have said,”hi gay” (complimentary)
my grandfather passed away last night after a pretty quick cancer progression, and one of my relatives created an AI song about him “in memoriam” and I cannot STAND it. Get that fuckass AI emotionless song out of my face.
@sailaunderscore i honestly don’t know if there’s a way to do it without structuring your life around it. my best tricks were a protein coffee with extra collagen in the morning as my breakfast (50g of protein) and literally so much beef jerky 🙃
today the barista complimented my drink choice and she said “that’s a great drink, you really know what you’re doing with that one” and i think that will power my entire february 🙂↕️
This year went from “low-buy, new healthy habits” to “i’m putting a cruise and an all inclusive trip on my credit card and getting wings on the way to the airport, do you need anything?” real fast.