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Just found out my little sister got a twitter and promptly ✨blocked✨ her. Because this is my personal diary that only everybody but my immediate family can read.

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taking my masc gf out to the lesbian bar tonight 😔

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0 x 3 😔😔

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any finger that touches this, your finances will triple in January.

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@spider_butch no because then you’re like “omg now if i get there on time, she’ll think i’m a liar and a bad person” and it’s lose-lose at that point 💀

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@seb0b oh my god lol

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the table i picked at the coffee shop is wobbly and i already unpacked all my things so i can’t move

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@icarusOWO brb creating 300 new twitter accounts

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Colman Domingo has officially been announced as the voice of the Cowardly Lion in ‘WICKED: FOR GOOD’

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today the barista in the mostly conservative town I used to live in said “judging by your rings, I think you’d like the store next door, you should check it out.” said store apparently sells witchy items and crystals. she may as well have said,”hi gay” (complimentary)

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@artsyangels forced proximity when they have to be together all summer, they have it all

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@callmebrandonv why yes!!

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try again

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just remembered that americans don’t have random old castles in the countryside that they can go and visit

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@seb0b me when i’m santa claus

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my grandfather passed away last night after a pretty quick cancer progression, and one of my relatives created an AI song about him “in memoriam” and I cannot STAND it. Get that fuckass AI emotionless song out of my face.

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@cristina_cancel so what i’m hearing is you need a slideshow version—quick transitions, concise bulleting, a meme or two to keep attention.

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@sailaunderscore i honestly don’t know if there’s a way to do it without structuring your life around it. my best tricks were a protein coffee with extra collagen in the morning as my breakfast (50g of protein) and literally so much beef jerky 🙃

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@_Eddieee321 hey so this made me cry

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BEYONCEEEEEEEEE

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today the barista complimented my drink choice and she said “that’s a great drink, you really know what you’re doing with that one” and i think that will power my entire february 🙂‍↕️

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This year went from “low-buy, new healthy habits” to “i’m putting a cruise and an all inclusive trip on my credit card and getting wings on the way to the airport, do you need anything?” real fast.

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@hotndheavy i’m over there shopping in the videos under the sound like 🧐✍🏻🛒