Explaining the Westminster dog show to people from extremely poor countries is fucking wild.
"They make the expensive dogs run in a circle and this person chooses the best dog."
The opulence of the show completely confused them.
Power is out in my hotel and I have to prepare and give myself a progesterone shot by candlelight.
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Me: "They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street. Is it true?"
my husband is doing this new thing where he stops mid-special-interest-acceleration to say "i am about to autism all over you. about crabs" and I put my things down and am like "yes please proceed, I am now listening, i am ready to learn about crabs" and it feels very healthy
@heymrsbond @SaltyDrave When I taught Latin, I had students who couldn't sight-read unfamiliar words. How am I supposed to teach them Latin when they can't sound words out?