Will

[Will @willbarnes141]

Who’s gonna advocate against pandas now :(

[~ @H3ll0KittyGal]

Still I rise fuck nigga

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

only B word i ever call my bitch is beautiful

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

Can't believe I'm sick with the lettuce virus from drinking 27 beers last night

[miles @milesdotgov]

Climbed the 10,000 steps of enlightenment to the monastery, so as to ask the wise master a question about the functioning of the universe, and he told me “focus on yourself lil bro” and then counted out fifteen racks in front of me

[Will @willbarnes141]

I’ve been smoking like a steamboat, I’m off a kilo, I like to get too high

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Next time I eat it im not stopping till she die

[Will @willbarnes141]

@femiiiszn Worm or Practical Guide to Evil

[René @schizohustler]

i can easily go minutes or even hours without drinking beer or jacking off. i'm like a monk in a way.

[🔝 @Diimees_]

btch talkin bout it’s some everyday wit you, I kno btch jus wait til tomorrow

[Pｪssmaker @PSSMKR]

Pulling this out to remove lint from the police officers uniform

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

Schrödinger’s freak:

[cav empty @cavempty_]

she let me hit because she has let me hit for generations in an infinite number of past lives in the karmic cycle. sometimes as four horned antelopes, as a speck of pollen on a bluebell flower, or even as algae surrounding hydrothermal vents on the deep sea floor

[garshmo @garshmo]

Doing taxes for an ant who inherited a teaspoon of sugar

[garshmo @garshmo]

Mandela effect like I swear she used to love me

[bab @1xeraz]

Flexing don’t gotta make sense

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

i know you want to be tied down but my ikea headboard was only $45 so please don’t wiggle around too rough or it’ll snap and honestly i don’t have the money to replace it right now im kinda in the middle of a whole thing i hope you understand.

[jerry the junebug @jerry_junebug]

feeding the mouth that bites me

[Will @willbarnes141]

I’ll wait here the rest of my life

[Will @willbarnes141]

Feed a car to my face

[zoë @zoeweeeemama]

Well tomorrow sucked