Will Beardmore

By day I’m Director of Fan Data Strategy at @umusicuk, by night I’m in bed at 10. Lowest performing posts about heavy metal. From’t north.

[Will Beardmore @willbeardmore]

@O2SBE @CrowdedHouseHQ @liamfinn Bag policy completely ruined my evening. Far too strict. I wasn’t the ticket purchaser, so had no means of being contacted beforehand and was turned away at the door. You need better options than a website that can accommodate at a hotel 10 minutes away if this is your stance

[Will Beardmore @willbeardmore]

Imagine the horror of iOS Screen Time Wrapped

[Will Beardmore @willbeardmore]

As a marketer I love Instagram Broadcast Channels, they’re ace. As a consumer, finding them living in my main DM inbox very distracting

[Will Beardmore @willbeardmore]

@RAZIQRAUF The guitar solo in Obey is one of the greatest moments of music ever

[Will Beardmore @willbeardmore]

@tortillauk can you open around High Street Kensington please?

[Will Beardmore @willbeardmore]

Back to work after a month of paternity leave on Monday. Tempted to keep those WhatsApp groups locked in the archive… 🙈

[Will Beardmore @willbeardmore]

@RAZIQRAUF Your country needs you https://t.co/UKubK8jx3l

[Soren Iverson @soren_iverson]

iOS camera lock if you record too much concert footage

[Will Beardmore @willbeardmore]

Ah makes sense now https://t.co/PtdTlkRwB9

[Will Beardmore @willbeardmore]

Hetfield’s cigar era is the first bit of tobacco advertising to reach me since F1 in the 90s, good work whoever his supplier is!

[Will Beardmore @willbeardmore]

Since returning to work in Kensington, I’ve been sparing the 10 people that read my tweets from any of my apathy towards the Circle Line, here’s me breaking that seal

[Will Beardmore @willbeardmore]

@NoContextBrits The world black pudding throwing competition

[Will Beardmore @willbeardmore]

It’s 2023 which means I have to figure out how to connect my new dishwasher to the WiFi to get it working

[Will Beardmore @willbeardmore]

This Vince McMahon saga would make a great series of Succession🍿

[Will Beardmore @willbeardmore]

Petition for ChatGPT to be a candidate on the next series of The Apprentice

[Will Beardmore @willbeardmore]

@adotdee Just untick "New Outlook" in the outlook menu

[Will Beardmore @willbeardmore]

Started a new job at @AtlanticRcrdsUK today as Director, Digital. Had an incredible five years at @islandrecordsuk and very excited to get properly going with this new chapter back in the building I started my career

[Will Beardmore @willbeardmore]

I hope they haven't recorded tomorrow's @haveigotnews yet

[Will Beardmore @willbeardmore]

Clear memory of a stag WhatsApp group being in a deadlock of nobody responding with their curry orders, until I broke it to order a Korma (expecting ridicule), which started a waterfall moment of several people following suit. Men are silly.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

If all the male group chats were leaked to the public, roughly 90% of us would be finished. Unemployment and divorce rates would go through the roof.

[Will Beardmore @willbeardmore]

@TerryBeez666 Have been struggling lately, getting overly reliant on Spotify curation and algorithms