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*angry poop emojis uniting against capitalism

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Here at Twitter we believe in complete nonsense accompanied by very few fundamental physical rules!

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@RyanVGenderen You got fifty nugs? (Half tener)

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@IAmBustyRusty *people
(Men? Really?)

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@SWDIMpodcast I disagree. I think I could mention some very slutty women that aren't good at business.
I could also mention some women who are excellent at business, but REALLY bad at slutting.

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I once ate deer jerky with a sioux chief from Arizona. It was not necessarily a private moment, but it did feel personal.

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I'm just trying to get drunk enough to fuck your

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John: You see, women like being called sluts as much as we like calling them sluts.

Me: Yeah, sure, but maybe not like that.
That woman was pushing 70, in line at the food bank, and you just walked over there from the bus stop and called her a slut in a monotone, robot voice..

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Wtf?!

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After an hour of posting and then searching, still can't find any Angry Steve Irwin or Scowling Steve Irwin pics

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@damnit_kat @120yearz Start a rumor about ghosts, they'll leave?

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It's still not over, he just took a break to tweet during the 9th piano

[Brother Ben @SentenceReduced]

Sorry I missed work all week I was listening to “November Rain”.

[John P Bostock Music @jpbostock69]

@Chelle_Coops The side nearest the socket so I can charge my phone !!

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@Chelle_Coops Wrestling over bed space leads to quality exercise sex before deep sleep. In my experience,

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@Chelle_Coops Wrestling over bed space leads to quality exercise sex before deep sleep. In my experience,

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Damn! You could have at least spit on it first!
*me to the nurse after my second vaccine

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@leftarmisme Good convo is like fine wine....the bottle doesn't seem to have a bottom. ;)

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@klsmd12 Sometimes he needs to give up his dreams of a hellian minx and just accept his life of loneliness.
Other times, you just eat the

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@SarcasticSadOne You can't keep a good dog down! I love that song!

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@gintastic_ Oooh! What's Attitude Coffee?
Jk, sounds like Kyle with a