Real City Comedy

Bachelor Recaps and comedy shows

[Real City Comedy @SWDIMpodcast]

Im taking my dad and also my boyfriend to that new domestic violence chick flick, just so I can sit between them and cry. They’ve never met each other, and they have no idea this is my plan. #ItEndsWithUs

[twitch.tv/Limmy @DaftLimmy]

Really disappointed to see you're still on Twitter.

Thought you had principles.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

It's the first full day of our campaign, so I'm heading up to Wilmington, DE later to say "hello" to our staff in HQ.

One day down. 105 to go. Together, we're going to win this.

[Real City Comedy @SWDIMpodcast]

Car troubles been killin my bank account, and it’s a week until my check hits. If you wanna support the art(ist) and show me some love, hit up my

Cash app: $heartlessbarbara
or
Venmo: @genevievechacha-murdick

Thanks, guys!!

[Real City Comedy @SWDIMpodcast]

Wow. Ya gotta stop calling your girlfriend that's 4 years older than you, "mommy."

[Real City Comedy @SWDIMpodcast]

33, debt-free, living by the sea

[Real City Comedy @SWDIMpodcast]

Ovulating. Please stay away from me.

[Real City Comedy @SWDIMpodcast]

the X is confusing. is this a porn site? why am I finding this out ten years later?

[Real City Comedy @SWDIMpodcast]

eventually i'll be like, 'fuckit,' and use my hands!

[Real City Comedy @SWDIMpodcast]

Loving you is like trying to eat a salad with a spoon

[Real City Comedy @SWDIMpodcast]

@peta y'all need to come down to #MobileAlabama and see about these #MardiGras #horses ....

[Real City Comedy @SWDIMpodcast]

If I call you "daddy" in bed, I am specifically talking about #MeghanMarkIe 's dad, sorry.

[Real City Comedy @SWDIMpodcast]

my demographic is cam whores

[Real City Comedy @SWDIMpodcast]

A reality TV show where I visit incels all over America and sniff their yellow pillow. Call it, The Yellow Pillow Boyz.

[Real City Comedy @SWDIMpodcast]

@oyorooms we got a big problem with yall putting up photos of different hotels to advertise your newer hotel purchases. I was told I could call the corporate number and get my refund but nobody will help me. I didnt check in. I was told at desk I could cancel & get refund.

[Real City Comedy @SWDIMpodcast]

Totes homeless.

I should submit a nice Polaroid of myself to Homeless Bitchez Weekly.

"Nobody ever heard of her...Till that Polaroid Spread in HOMELESS BITCHEZ WEEKLY." She got DISCOVERED.

Yes honey it's CALLED #DumpsterDiving

[Real City Comedy @SWDIMpodcast]

I just booked a week at an Oyo. Pray for me.

[Real City Comedy @SWDIMpodcast]

Calling somebody old is like calling Time "linear"

[Real City Comedy @SWDIMpodcast]

Good morning to all my new camgirl robot followers!!

[Real City Comedy @SWDIMpodcast]

i know what boys like
boys like
boys like french fries.