Will Bebagun

Dookie Terrorist

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Telling the barista at Starbucks i clogged the toilet as Im leaving

[Will Bebagun @willbebagun]

Spotted in a bathroom in Valdosta, Georgia.

[Will Bebagun @willbebagun]

Spotted in a bathroom in Valdosta, Georgia.

[Will Bebagun @willbebagun]

Have you ever ripped ass so hard that you had to apologize to a dog?

[Will Bebagun @willbebagun]

Oh my god.

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

These poor Dancers were preforming at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade and they had to dance in piles of Horse crap because the horses that were in the parade earlier had to relieve themselves! These girls were troopers and did an amazing job and acted like it wasn’t even there

[Will Bebagun @willbebagun]

Lat night, I attended a cooking class where I learned to make tagliatelle with mushroom cream sauce from scratch. It was actually pretty good. Today I woke up with some of the most prodigious gas that I’ve ever experienced. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Will Bebagun @willbebagun]

That was less than five seconds between flush and door handle. There is NO WAY that you washed your damn hands, person in the next bathroom.

[Will Bebagun @willbebagun]

The warmth of a toilet seat at work is so much more uncomfortable when you know the source.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

The best 5 minutes you’ll spend on this hellsite today….Bill Burr with some serious real talk!

[Will Bebagun @willbebagun]

@Activia and @allbranbuds got me feeling like a lumberjack in the Redwood Forest. Laying down those BIG logs.

[Will Bebagun @willbebagun]

Respect.

[Lord Bebo @MyLordBebo]

🇨🇳 Hippo Tziumei launched a fart attack on tourists at the zoo — he fired a 15-second volley right into their faces.

The zookeeper tried to warn everyone, but he didn't have time.

[Will Bebagun @willbebagun]

Habemus Poopum!

[Will Bebagun @willbebagun]

From a follower: “I believe that our rectum/asshole has taste buds in it. How come I can tell how spicy gas is going to be the instant it comes out? I’m a scientist.” What say you, the internet?

[Will Bebagun @willbebagun]

Saw this at a dermatologist’s office today. Has to be for determining BM mass, right?

[Will Bebagun @willbebagun]

I just tried to sneak out a fart while my wife and dogs napped on the couch. I shotgun blasted my undies and woke up the dogs. Wife is still sawing logs. Thank you for that, Kimchi Fried Rice.

[Will Bebagun @willbebagun]

@NancyMace Look at those hands. I bet that woman can lay some SERIOUS logs.

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

F my brother-in-law. Christmas is supposed to be about of love and family. It is NOT about stopping dinner and demanding everyone put down their forks “until we find out who did that to the bathroom.” HE ruined Christmas. Not me.

[Will Bebagun @willbebagun]

Did that thing where you pay the bill, leave the Cracker Barrel, get in the car, and drive about 200 yards before turning around and returning to the Cracker Barrel to absolute destroy the restroom.

[Will Bebagun @willbebagun]

Decided to stop by the Krystal drive through on the way home at around midnight last night. Now my backside is actively trying to drive me out of my own home office.

[Will Bebagun @willbebagun]

Happy hump day, everyone. In celebration, I almost shit my pants at work.