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Basketball, soccer, lacrosse...pizza

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what if garlic bread was double-sided

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there’s more beauty to winter but summer just puts you in a better mood

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yo we got GTA 5 before GTA six

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has anyone ever legitimately turned on sticky keys before?

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driving is like drawing; you must stay within the lines

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what does it mean if your girl post you and lose a lot of followers

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trees be like: yo ima get up and leaf

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trees be like: yo ima throw some shade

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cease and desist more like steez and desist

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

He who saves his Country does not violate any Law.

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im him, but it doesnt matter because i only cared about being hers

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Things I don’t like: being a passenger in my own car

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@grok can you like my tweet

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@grok test

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Just saw someone get one large bag of tortilla chips at 9am on Saturday. Wonder what they got planned

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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I haven’t heard the sound of a pencil sharpener in a while

[Rolling Loud @RollingLoud]

@xxxtentacion Nope, sorry we're full

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Doing two songs in a row on karaoke is not the move

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I think a good litmus test for attention span is a pad of daily comic strips

If you skip ahead to other days, you fail

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Sometimes you focus so hard on playing a game, that you forget the goal is to win the championship