Will Beltran

umd ‘22 🐢 | environmentalist | forklift certified | formerly an aspiring journalist | he/him

[Will Beltran @willbeltran_]

what if i told you my college town’s most iconic building isn’t a restaurant

[𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨 𝙂𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙚 @Chris_Grosse]

Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college.

[Will Beltran @willbeltran_]

@christinezhu142 W

[Will Beltran @willbeltran_]

missing Looney’s trivia night rn

[Will Beltran @willbeltran_]

passed a cyber truck on the road today. day ruined.

[Will Beltran @willbeltran_]

i’m 5’9” despite what @christinezhu142 might think… time to start hitting the punching bag at the gym

[Shirai 3 @zou_jingyuan]

Filipinos below 5'2" please do gymnastics

Filipinos above 5'11" you can do pole vault

Everyone in between can get into boxing the LA2028 campaign starts TODAY

[Will Beltran @willbeltran_]

BANG

[Big Ten Conference @bigten]

We know you’ve been waiting for this one…

“Maps” is here and it’s beautiful. #B1GWelcome

[Will Beltran @willbeltran_]

I’ll officially be Wilma Beltran in November!

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

They’re losing it...

Fox News' Jesse Watters: “When a man votes for a woman, he actually transitions into a woman."

[Will Beltran @willbeltran_]

i refuse to ever take the beauty of this place for granted

[Will Beltran @willbeltran_]

i love baseball man LMFAOOOO

[Dan Cleary🛸 @DanCleary79]

Cal Quantrill said “you jacked off in a fucking parking lot you dumb fuck” to Reese McGuire. #RedSox #Rockies That caused the benches to clear.

[Will Beltran @willbeltran_]

yeah nothing more satisfying on social media than when a bunch of people like my story after i posted a meme

[Maryland Sports Report @MSRterps]

Kamala needs someone who can connect with the people from America’s heartland, a proven winner, and can connect with high level donors. I think I know the man for the job.

[Will Beltran @willbeltran_]

@ghost_dox i’m honored

[Will Beltran @willbeltran_]

just found my new favorite bot account

[Arthur Morgan @arthurmorganbot]

What are we doing? This ain’t even our goddamn fight!

[Will Beltran @willbeltran_]

is this an insult

[shelby @bigshelbss]

@willbeltran_ You are definitely the type to drive a mini cooper

[Will Beltran @willbeltran_]

recently found out i can change the color of the ambient lighting in my mini cooper and i have to tell everyone

[Will Beltran @willbeltran_]

oh hell yeah they’re playing at home against the mets on my birthday

my second favorite team

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

Mr. Trash Wheel ate our 2025 schedule :/

[Will Beltran @willbeltran_]

This Jacoby Jones news hurts man 💔

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

We are completely heartbroken to learn about the passing of Jacoby Jones.

[Will Beltran @willbeltran_]

feel like it’ll be a useful skill to have in a sea level risen world

[Will Beltran @willbeltran_]

does anyone want to learn how to sail with me

[Will Beltran @willbeltran_]

LMFAOOOOOO

[Will Beltran @willbeltran_]

Will Beltran, Ivy Leaguer

[College Basketball Report @CBKReport]

The “New Ivy League Schools” according to @Forbes