Montana’s own

join me as i shitpost into the nether realm wheee

[Montana’s own @willblack32]

Wordle 251 X/6

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩
🟨⬛🟨⬛🟩
⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩
⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
i gave up and put jesus at the end because that’s what this puzzle needs

[Montana’s own @willblack32]

deleting twitter goodbyeeeee

[(•̀o•́)ง @ermgrrrrr]

retweeting my gf

[Mikey Heller @yoyorobot]

really could've used a win today

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

man… mondays suck and lasagna rocks… that big ass cat had it so right

[Meech @DemetriusHarmon]

i love michelle obama but ill never forgive her for what she did to school lunch. had niggas eat baked hot cheetos and sugar free gatorade

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Next time gas go under $2 ima put some in the freezer

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

lil shawty shaped like a 7

[clit eastwood @bruhgirl2001]

i don’t need s3x rn i just need extreme s3xual tension with someone like the moment right before you kiss

[Montana’s own @willblack32]

Wordle 262 6/6

🟩🟨⬛⬛⬛
🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩
🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩
🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩
🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
jeeeeeeeeez they need to CALM DOWN WITH THESE WORDS

[Nick Looney @NickLooney901]

Major NFL suspensions:

Ray Rice: beating fiancé; 2 games
Adrian Peterson: felony child abuse; 6 games
Greg Hardy: beating gf; 10 games reduced to 4
Ezekiel Elliot: hitting women; 6 games

Calvin Ridley: 17 games for using FanDuel
Josh Gordon: 6 seasons for smoking weed

[Montana’s own @willblack32]

Wordle 261 4/6

⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛
⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛
⬛🟩🟨⬛🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
yes lord

[Montana’s own @willblack32]

Wordle 260 5/6

⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛
⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛🟩⬛🟨
🟩🟨🟩⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
at a bar doing the wordle life is simple and beautiful

[Montana’s own @willblack32]

Wordle 259 4/6

⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨
🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛
⬛🟨🟨🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
outta left field

[Parker @LORDWHEEZER]

So my hinge date last night accidentally texted me this

[ur dream girl @summerlauryn]

bitches b posting screenshots of shein clothes talkin bout “need ittt omg” girl get it it’s 50 cents

[ˢᵉᵛᵉʳⁱᵃⁿ @sixscosepoise]

"You must be crazy if you think we fucking"
Me:

[Annaliese🫧who is 5’1 @AHHHnnaliese]

Yo can I hit your vape?
Me with a $2 kazoo: my what?