Willian Rodrigues

[Willian Rodrigues @willchamp]

It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you http://t.co/KqCqMHPc7x

[Willian Rodrigues @willchamp]

Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/fIX7edxj3a

[Willian Rodrigues @willchamp]

http://t.co/wMfr3lYuCw I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade

[Willian Rodrigues @willchamp]

http://t.co/jdct88RHrA In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing.

[Willian Rodrigues @willchamp]

It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you http://t.co/5HqyUg0l72

[Willian Rodrigues @willchamp]

http://t.co/wQ4b89oG Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.

[Willian Rodrigues @willchamp]

http://t.co/PHJAFHHY I like how we say "vegan" now instead of "eating disorder".

[Willian Rodrigues @willchamp]

If Twitter weren't for unconsidered blather, they wouldn't have named it after bird noises. http://t.co/scYbYu5L

[Willian Rodrigues @willchamp]

http://t.co/WvwkVf62 Once you go black you go single mother.

[Willian Rodrigues @willchamp]

http://t.co/Ct9jB5Ua Since it's the thought that counts I'll just keep on thinking about doing exercise.

[Willian Rodrigues @willchamp]

http://t.co/lvwmk5NS My mind is a micro-government, fighting wars of its own creation for profit.