Will

aspiring celebrity. full time comedian. part time minecrafter. liar. survivor winner.

[Will @willciscool]

Target stock is down 13% I guess the holiday decorations I bought for my girlfriend over the weekend didn’t move the needle

[Will @willciscool]

Oh no. I woke up excited to try a new flavor of yogurt

[abby @abs_chells]

“wait i have this in the drafts, i’m gonna go let it fly”

[Will @willciscool]

Well MY girlfriend was a Noah Kahan fan before he was cool

[Will @willciscool]

All it took was a little bribery and now I put on hand lotion every day

[Will @willciscool]

@janewils2 Ah! I am such a big fan of him

[abby @abs_chells]

@willciscool proof:

[Will @willciscool]

My favorite way to flirt is by looking at her LinkedIn

[Will @willciscool]

@katewils0n Hello Kate- my career is going well. I am in the office against my will

[abby @abs_chells]

"why do women love greys anatomy?" -@willciscool

i'm not sure so if you've got an answer, lmk

[Will @willciscool]

Did y’all know the XXX vitamin water is açaí

[kate @katewils0n]

If we get a parking ticket Will will be paying with his banker salary

[kate @katewils0n]

Will and I are pontificators

[Will @willciscool]

Enjoying a CapriSun with @katewils0n

[Will @willciscool]

Just broke the news to grandma that jolene is gone and she is sad

[Will @willciscool]

My passport is now in a lockbox everyone clap

[Will @willciscool]

I cannot think of any better way to announce my arrival to this city besides lowballing everyone on Facebook market place. $100 for the book shelf? Try $35

[Will @willciscool]

@katewils0n I know a bunny named opal that is available

[Will @willciscool]

If you miss three BeReal’s are you out? Like baseball? - aunt Samantha