People: "I want 2020 to be like the roarin' twenties!"
Earth: "Alright, infectious disease is spreading."
People: "No, not like that."
Earth: "The US stock market is tanking."
People: "Wait..."
Earth: "LMAO Bars can't be open anymore."
@UAL_Halls Leaving Sketch house without washing machines in use, or staff who know how to use the old card top up system isn’t ideal, especially as I pay near enough £1000 a month to live here......
@JosephMusical act 1 over and this is incredible, modern, funnier than ever before, and brilliant. Hope you can find stronger moustache glue for act 2 !