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came out the womb in my bag

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Yer da shadow boxes in the gym

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Trump calm down

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@halesowentownfc Will there be any tickets available OTD on Saturday?

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thinking about jo’s baguette bar

[The Glasto Thingy @TheGlastoThingy]

Dear @TicketmasterUK

No matter how you try to justify this, it is abhorrent.

Absolute scum company.

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Nationalise @Ticketmaster

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@townsendyesmate

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@L_i_amRock Ain’t even bothered tbf mate think you’re just bitter

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@NathanGHubball What the hell are you on about

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📍Halesowen train station

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@glastonbury @seetickets Contact form on your website is broken. Can’t submit anything, just met with an error message. How best to contact?

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BRUM IS SUCH A SHITHOLE LOOOOL

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Proper love chips

[malky @malkyyyyy]

im eating sandwiches you’ve never heard of in parks you’ve never been to

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Yes please

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Life was simpler when I didn’t have a Monzo bank account

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Best thing to happen to Birmingham in years

[Old School RuneScape @OldSchoolRS]

RuneFest is back! Join us in Birmingham, UK as we celebrate all things RuneScape on the 7th and 8th of September 2024!

More information to come early next year, with tickets expected to be available around April 2024.

Check out the blog: https://t.co/4YqIb8kztM

[Jordan @jordanbhx]

Snobs is kind of like a recession.

My parents had one in 38 years and I’ve seen three in 10.

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I hate it here

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

'Bankrupt’ Birmingham reveals 21% council tax rise https://t.co/b32HFWeGg4

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I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

[Sky News @SkyNews]

It's time to 'think the unthinkable' and consider introducing conscription to ready the country for a potential land war, says General Sir Richard Sherriff, as he warned that the UK defence budget is not big enough to expand the armed forces alone.

https://t.co/uFSVowNPxU