certified damsel in distress

she/her — hypocrite.

[certified damsel in distress @willcreamateyou]

I’m done being a boss babe I’m in my damsel in distress era now .

[Chris Wade @saywhatagain]

Opening up a wrap from the local place that looks slightly smaller than the last time I ordered it and immediately googling “[sandwich place] private equity?”

[certified damsel in distress @willcreamateyou]

@ladybirdiaries What show is this

[certified damsel in distress @willcreamateyou]

He’s too tall for the role

[certified damsel in distress @willcreamateyou]

Jacob elordi does not need to be the next james bond

[certified damsel in distress @willcreamateyou]

Me soon

[gigi @gwenythgandy]

Body is tea, new job secured, bf kisses the ground that I walk on, bank account full, planning a summer trip

[certified damsel in distress @willcreamateyou]

@davibroui This is so good

[honeybaked @davibroui]

Someone just referred to the Brooklyn bound L as the BBL

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

The funny thing about this character is she represents most of you, like this site is 80% people who think they’re in a position to morally judge others and throw the first stone, when they’re actually the people with the most anger and hate in their heart

[certified damsel in distress @willcreamateyou]

Spiritually i’m a werewolf. Physically i’m a diva

[🧑🏾‍🦱 @ewgraiam]

they’re saying there’s 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends

[certified damsel in distress @willcreamateyou]

Being unemployed is actually awesome when the weather is this nice

[certified damsel in distress @willcreamateyou]

Said no to get empanadas with my friends on this beautiful nyc day just so i could finish my substack post. #discipline #grindset

[certified damsel in distress @willcreamateyou]

If you’re 6’5+, you need to be dating girls your own height. Not girls who are 5’5

[certified damsel in distress @willcreamateyou]

Bc i can do whatever i want. Wealth is a mindset

[astro in real time @astroinrealtime]

sagittarius, why are you spending money like it grows somewhere?

[certified damsel in distress @willcreamateyou]

https://t.co/1VB8v56zrj

[certified damsel in distress @willcreamateyou]

The sparks are fizzling

[certified damsel in distress @willcreamateyou]

@dom_lucre So that’s her clone bc ain’t no way..

[Mark D. Levine @MarkLevineNYC]

Update: Salary for emergency snow shovelers in NYC has been increased to $30/hour.

Walk into any sanitation garage by 8pm today, or from 9am-8pm tomorrow, to sign up.