willy ⓚ

feelin jovani

[signüll @signulll]

1980 - you climbed mount everest? you must be a pioneer.

2026 - you climbed mount everest? you must be an asshole!

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When you both don’t chase so you just never talk again

[peaches @Crosski99227132]

Traded this beautiful era,makeup, hairtstyles, outfit, confidence, aura and everything else that made her the household name she is just so she could play GLINDA. Now she’s mentally stuck as her and we lost this baddie to the now adult baby persona she has

[hunter* @y2khunter]

When you see the ppl who were popular in high school again

[avie @cuntadelic]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[nu @erasednigga]

i be at work ugly as fuck😭😭😩

[Mark 15:35 @TinaZinhle]

I be so happy when I get off work, I feel like I just got released from jail.

[sgb @sadgirlyboss]

i’m actually very chill once everything goes exactly how i planned

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

One thing about 3pm is that it is the end of the day.

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

I love saying “sounds good” at work and dont shit sound good

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

When someone new says “partner” in conversation so you have to figure out if it’s partner in a gay way or a straight way or a detective way

[carriebradziwill @carriebradwh0re]

Underperforming at work and hoping my personality will carry me

[willy ⓚ @willdeux]

ppl died

[songs that changed history @iconiksongs]

13 years ago, selena gomez released her solo debut single ‘come & get it’

[jake @jakethms]

Old Testament brat

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

Attractive men don't be homophobic.
They're used to getting attention from everybody. It be the UGLY creatures talking about "if bruh hit on me ima kiII him"
the girls don't even hit on you. You look like you snuck on earth.

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

When someone drinks a lot of Diet Coke you know that they have psychiatric problems

[Myles @MylesRinSF]

SFO TSA is not run by the government it’s outsourced to private contractors. It’s why SFO is the best airport in America. Another thing we do better than anybody else that nobody talks about lol

[doxie @doxie_gay]

i don’t wanna look at a tiny screen all day anymore i want to live a real human life

[Xay @hoodopulence]

She used to be on Lizzie’s ass