Will Drexler

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"Did you get my text earlier?"
Option 1: No? When did you send it?
Option 2: I was just about to reply
Option 3: My phone's been weird today

[Will Drexler @WillDrexler]

Depression, Strained Finances Combine Forces To Produce Grotesque Culinary Abomination https://t.co/G13wdmGlp6

[Command Line Magic @climagic]

time cat # Instant stopwatch. Run to start timer and press Ctrl-D to stop it. "real" time is the elapsed time.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Apartment Completely Flooded With Disgusting Sunlight https://t.co/X2fhADD2Cz

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Ad For Drummer Personally Attacks Old Drummer https://t.co/zll2gLZBbI

[Ben Klang @bklang]

OH at #AstriDevCon: "In the future voice will just be video with the camera turned off." So true. @lenz

[Will Drexler @WillDrexler]

4 years on Twitter and I still have no idea how it works #Twitterversary

[Ben Klang @bklang]

Only at @ClueCon: “If you are running a GSM base station, it is interfering with the mics, please turn it off.” - *after* turning off two

[AAUGConf @AAUGConf]

.@WillDrexler creates an @Adhearison app on the spot to create a Tweet to speech app #Asterisk #theappsarecoming http://t.co/SEGZjgJlcg

[Will Drexler @WillDrexler]

Hello, Asterisk Users!

[AAUGConf @AAUGConf]

.@WillDrexler supercharges #voice applications with @Adhearsion http://t.co/sgwHkwDGBo #Asterisk #FREESwitch #theappsarecoming

[Command Line Magic @climagic]

climagic: Its like one of those movie/tv "hacker" scenes, except the commands actually work.

[Will Drexler @WillDrexler]

So my Twitter account may have been hacked. I think it's all under control now. Sorry for any inconvenience :(

[PHP CEO BLUECHECKMARK.JPEG @PHP_CEO]

IF YOU HAVE HEADPHONES ON, HOW AM I GOING TO SHOUT QUESTIONS AT YOU ACROSS THE OFFICE?

[Joe Penna @MysteryGuitarM]

Logically, G never sounds like J. The gist of what etymologists say is that it would be tragic, not edgy, to use that fringe pronunciation.

[Gonzalo Sánchez D @gsanchezd]

It makes sense

[Bryan Rates @bryanrates]

There seems to unofficially be a new CanCan: Appropriately named CanCanCan #nojoke http://t.co/bPs7g61XIu

[Command Line Magic @climagic]

And I know we're all guilty of running silly commands like that from time to time. Except Arch users. They are perfect.