William Grant

riffs off the top / fuckery

[William Grant @WillEGrant]

No seriously, can @FOXSports PLEASE get rid of Alexi Lalas? Guy is so bad.

[William Grant @WillEGrant]

Portuguese might be the most aurally pleasing language on the planet. Just flows.

[William Grant @WillEGrant]

Is Ray Hudson the most exciting commentator in sports? The guy is good… a little kooky at times. Makes you laugh. Amps you up. Lots of charm. A gem for live fútbol commentary.

[William Grant @WillEGrant]

.#Recruiters that come in *hot* telling you how you're a perfect fit for a job and messaging you on Linkedin are the worst. I respond within 10 minutes with my availability and then you ghost me? Fuck offffffffffffffffff

[William Grant @WillEGrant]

⁦@mikiebarb⁩ Thank you for the therapy session. No really, thank you. Don’t forget to invoice me. https://t.co/EcFX49fTLX

[William Grant @WillEGrant]

Why is the German language like this??

[William Grant @WillEGrant]

The youths don’t know that we used to have to pay for our OS upgrades.

[William Grant @WillEGrant]

Straight to jail

[Sam Lee @SamLee]

Saw this abomination at lunch earlier

[William Grant @WillEGrant]

Was panning around #GoogleMaps street view and found this guy. He knew he was about to be famous.

[William Grant @WillEGrant]

@ESPNFC No one is watching

[William Grant @WillEGrant]

Salute 🫡 to this West Virginia woman out here taking on the greats. Thank you for your service.

[William Grant @WillEGrant]

How does Reebok still exist?

[William Grant @WillEGrant]

Would be lying if I didn’t have this thought about the vision pros.

[Chairman @WSBChairman]

Don’t buy stocks for your retirement fund, buy Apple Vision Pros.

A factory-sealed iPhone 1 sold for $63,000 this year, 105x the original price.

If an unopened Apple Vision Pro appreciated at a similar rate it would be worth nearly half a million dollars in 15 years.

[William Grant @WillEGrant]

Can AI wipe out my student loan debt yet? Cause that’s the only doomsday scenario I care about.

[William Grant @WillEGrant]

This reply is epic

[William Grant @WillEGrant]

The Rainbows have come for Agriculture! 😂 People really get super offended by rainbows, huh? Get a life. Go outside once in a while huh? Get outside your comfort zone. Loser.

[William Grant @WillEGrant]

@joncoopertweets Unqualified

[William Grant @WillEGrant]

I had to train this behavior out of me. Still have to remind myself not to say sorry for things I need not apologize for.

[William Grant @WillEGrant]

Midwesterners often say “I’m sorry” too often. Or, as they say “ope! Sorry!” The most accurate description I ever heard for this behavior is that Midwesterners apologizing in this way feels like “they are taking up too much space in the world”

[William Grant @WillEGrant]

Kudos to the @AppleMusic team on these playlists. I have been super impressed so far.