Will Ferrell

Featuring quotes from the films and work of the great comedy actor, Will Ferrell. With 70 films under his belt, his comedy genius just keeps on getting better!

[Will Ferrell @willferrell67]

Just, no. Romance, it ruins the bands. Think about it. Fleetwood Mac, right? ABBA. Post Malone. Semen and Garfunkel. (Eurovision Song Contest)

[Will Ferrell @willferrell67]

We got to lie, that’s what parents do, because otherwise the kids are going to realize that we don’t know what we’re doing! (The House)

[Will Ferrell @willferrell67]

Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island? (Anchorman)

[Will Ferrell @willferrell67]

I live my life on earth, the dirt is all I know. I am a ranchero, and I know nothing. I know nothing... (Casa de mi Padre)

[Will Ferrell @willferrell67]

I heard your nickname was Tickleshits in high school, I'm gonna see if it's true! (The Campaign)

[Will Ferrell @willferrell67]

This house is a fucking prison! In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks! (Step Brothers)

[Will Ferrell @willferrell67]

All men must choose between two paths. Good is the path of honour, heroism, and nobility. Evil... well, it's just cooler. (Megamind)

[Will Ferrell @willferrell67]

You know I was thinking we could go back home... have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD... no? Weren't thinking that? Ok. (Old School)

[Will Ferrell @willferrell67]

Well done. You just gave murderous primitives the power of fire! (Land of the Lost)

[Will Ferrell @willferrell67]

Beeew, Beeew, Beeew, Beeew. That's an ambulance coming to take me away, 'cos the sight of you stopped my heart. (A Night at the Roxbury)

[Will Ferrell @willferrell67]

Do you wake up in the mornin' and say, "I'm puttin on my big boy pants. Look, I'm wearin' a belt. I got big boy pants on." (The Other Guys)

[Will Ferrell @willferrell67]

I'm sorry I ruined your lives, and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR. (Elf)

[Will Ferrell @willferrell67]

You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother. She's a saint! (Step Brothers)

[Will Ferrell @willferrell67]

I can eat a box of cookies tonight. Can you do that? No. Because you're nothin' but a fart-faced kid. (Kicking and Screaming)

[Will Ferrell @willferrell67]

I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot. (Blades of Glory)

[Will Ferrell @willferrell67]

No refunds, consider your refund escaping this death trap with your lives! (Semi-Pro)

[Will Ferrell @willferrell67]

It's not schizophrenia! I just hear a voice in my head. (Stranger Than Fiction)

[Will Ferrell @willferrell67]

It's a donut stuffed with M&Ms. That way, when you've finished the donut, you don't have to eat any M&Ms. (Land of the Lost)

[Will Ferrell @willferrell67]

Hey, I did my first desk pop! (The Other Guys)

[Will Ferrell @willferrell67]

I'm also thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Not like a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. (Talladega Nights)