Will Nye

Tax Attorney. Minnesotan in exile. Tweets are my own, but you already knew that.

[Will Nye @willfnye]

100% true and yet here I am.

[Steve Kornacki @SteveKornacki]

Well now that I have the place to myself I'll share some thoughts. Like: Maybe the world would be a better place if this thing stayed shut down.

[Will Nye @willfnye]

@japan_nobunaga Minnesota and Wisconsin have beef.

[Will Nye @willfnye]

is Spain a banter national side now?

[Tage @Tagelca]

Hemos empatado contra un equipo que selecciona a sus jugadores por LinkedIn. Me quiero arrancar los cojones

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

Opening Statement. 🇺🇸

[Will Nye @willfnye]

@bigcontentguy hate this dude so much man

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@ettingermentum @akuffoakoto

[Will Nye @willfnye]

The vibes out of Lawrence make me wish they had placed all World Cup teams in college towns: imagine the scenes from Tunisia in Tuscaloosa, Belgium in Bloomington, Argentina in Athens, etc

[Blake Aerni @BlakeAerni]

The University of Kansas band learned the Algerian National Anthem to welcome the team before training. 🇩🇿

Absolutely incredible…

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

The World Cup begins tomorrow, and many will watch the matches. Soccer reminds us of something we must not forget: life is not a race to show off on our own, but a path we learn to walk together. Anyone who does not know how to pass the ball, even if they have talent, has not yet understood the game. Anyone who does not know how to live with and for others has not yet understood life. #ApostolicJourney

[Will Nye @willfnye]

@DonnieDoesWorld @Brandon1Jackson Ok I found the clip and I was underselling it a bit, it's a Stephen Fry piece: https://t.co/G1hIWszVU7

[Will Nye @willfnye]

@DonnieDoesWorld @Brandon1Jackson There was a BBC or other British network documentary a while ago about a guy traveling around Alabama and the South. He went to the Iron Bowl and summed up his awe: "This is crowd is not for a grand national final, but rather a local derby between two amateur universities."

[alexjm 🇺🇸 @alexjmingolla]

Europeans online: “stay away from America, it’s horrible!”

@FreddyLA7 discovering a new state:

[Will Nye @willfnye]

@BarstoolChief Barhocker Sports when?

[Will Nye @willfnye]

@kylegrimard This is such a weird take, Detroit doesn’t have to trade him.

[Will Nye @willfnye]

@BarstoolChief No point, he's a Wildman.

[Will Nye @willfnye]

@ParkLaneAZ @EthanG1987 Small club

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

“Okay I drew two Dalmatians. Are we set?”

“Brother, not even close.”

[Will Nye @willfnye]

@SoccerTweeter69 Brazil vs Scotland in Baton Rouge would’ve been an electric factory.

[Will Nye @willfnye]

@OfficialC98 @OleMissRebel90 Don’t be hard on this guy, English can’t be the first language if he doesn’t know what an implication is.

[Will Nye @willfnye]

@EZE3D @JenkoKent They took the $14m instead of less upfront with a residual, no one cares about mmqbing takes.

[Will Nye @willfnye]

@grillmaster25 Don’t do a hometown kid like this, sometimes it isn’t meant to be.

[Will Nye @willfnye]

@JPhoenix7 @NHLRumourReport Too be fair, your middle to bottom six forwards are ass.