Will Cooper

LA actor, singer, improviser. I like things.

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Hocus Pocus (1993): Some guy burns three women in a school.

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Gandalf: A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

Boss: Gandalf, we really need you to start getting here when your shift starts.

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@ChristinaAuria @tim_baltz @peacock @timbaltz When is it leaving? I need to watch it!

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@norsefoundry That’s me! I’m a Warforged Forge Cleric
🤖⚒️🔥

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All Terminators are cops, but not all cops are Terminators.

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I haven’t seen All Quiet on the Western Front because I’m too scared to find out whether war is good or bad. 😕

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@EvanOutOfTen Does it count if Michael Buble says “Let’s go!” before a big band instrumental break in most of his songs?

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@Allison2Names Meownorah? Nice. 😎

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Such incredible performers, including @Allison_Tolman, @lcshorten, @tamarpelzig, @willbeinbrink, @TheKrisGordon, @WillGCooper, @CharlieBenesch, @MishelPrada, @MenachemSilver and @fiddleshtick. And @Allison2Names used her incredible voice to read the action lines.

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Are you my two front teeth, cuz you’re all I want for Christmas. 😎

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I have no affiliation to this, but this ad targeted me today and they were right. I used to play this with my dad on PC 800 years ago. If I had the Euros I would buy this in a heartbeat.

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@Gabrus You’re a big Heroes of Might and Magic III guy, right? You seen this: https://t.co/QS8KoPiJHl

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Realizing “Bustin’ makes me feel good” works in any context.

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@youranalogbuddy Bad Gramp

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@youranalogbuddy Also, this is too many ounces to fit in a venti cup even without ice. This is either an expensive (or free with rewards) prank or a bad person. 🤗

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Jaws swam so that Deep Blue Sea could have a hat like a shark’s fin.

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Barbarian (2022): The true Barbarian are the friends we made along the way.

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@KenMcGraw This is so good on so many different levels.

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@PeaceLoveTomiko Those aren’t bologna, that’s pizza and pasta.

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Boss: You know, I’ve never seen you cut your hair.

Me: Well, I don’t invite you to the appointments.