Will Myers

[Will Myers @WillGFMyers]

@TheRestHistory I am impossibly gutted to say that I managed to fall and damage my knee so badly that I no longer can attend today-I have two tickets if you could retweet for any willing participants!

[Will Myers @WillGFMyers]

@EuropcarCOMMX you have ignored my complaint about your service, retained my deposit and it is not acceptable. We already had to spend 90 minutes collecting the car because your system couldn’t find the booking reference. I need someone to get in contact with me urgently today

[Will Myers @WillGFMyers]

@LDNLutonAirport can we find the dog handler Xmas Eve hero who fetched my mother’s forgotten phone from her car after she was through security-because of you she caught the flight to her granddaughter’s 1st Xmas. I believe she rewarded you with a hug-sorry about that #xmasmiracle

[Will Myers @WillGFMyers]

@SkySportsRugby @SkySports What the actual hell happened with you putting a fairy advert and making us miss that try. Utterly appalling

[Will Myers @WillGFMyers]

@Simon83 Well quite

[Will Myers @WillGFMyers]

@Vitu_E Niche and excellent

[Vithushan Ehantharajah @Vitu_E]

#Ashes

[Will Myers @WillGFMyers]

@ZipcarUK you have stolen money out of my account against my explicit instruction not to and are not responding to my complaint. Absolutely appalling. Get in touch with me immediately

[Will Myers @WillGFMyers]

@NewYorker @tomchitty Good grief how lazy is this

[Will Myers @WillGFMyers]

@Simon83 Then they have my sympathy and respect. As long as there is a sensible retort in the morning

[Will Myers @WillGFMyers]

@Simon83 Ha ha, perfeck

[Will Myers @WillGFMyers]

@Simon83 Just remembered it was 1980

[Will Myers @WillGFMyers]

@Simon83 It was pretty careless to not have revised the top 30 chart of 1978 before going on

[Will Myers @WillGFMyers]

@AngusScott Brilliantly put

[Will Myers @WillGFMyers]

@Simon83 5 o’clock?

[Will Myers @WillGFMyers]

@Simon83 Someone’s showing off by getting the flashy, 10% more expensive, energy saver. Way to humble brag

[Will Myers @WillGFMyers]

@Simon83 Yes!