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[Zain @NotZainAgain]

A friend of mine has two tickets for game 4 of the nba finals. They are courtside seats plus airfare and hotel accommodations. He didn't realize when he bought them that this is the same day as his wedding - so he can't go.

If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St. Peter's Church in New York City at 5 PM. Her name is Donna. She will be the one in the white dress.

[Herman.fun @doomscroll_x]

“So you never liked The Stokes or the Yeah Yeah Yeahs?”

“Correct”

“And you never owned any albums by LCD Soundsystem?”

“That’s right.”

“But you did see a band called Psychedelic Horseshit play at an art gallery owned by junkies in NE Portland?”

“Yes Dave”

[Zack Korman @ZackKorman]

Companies are like "we are spending all this money on AI but we don't know what the devs are even doing with it." Let me answer that for you: They're working on their personal side projects.

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@xiaolongbitch_ SAYS WHO

[jery sings republic of R & R @shaviswintorp]

This album is kinda like how I imagined Untrue by Burial would sound. I like this more

[preet @yungbiryanii]

Knicks run got transplants feeling genuine nyc energy for the first time instead of the fabricated Disneyland version of nyc they been experiencing

[David Z. Morris @davidzmorris]

"Hipster" meant wearing a disgusting white v-neck with mysterious stains and putting analog synths through an Orange stack. Period.

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

Knicks coming back to New York for Game 3

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

knicks, hunter biden, dua lipa’s wedding. haven’t seen so much joy on this site in years.

[AC @saveusculture]

My final solution to the software industry: lock developers in cages with an unlimited supply of pizza and coffee, and give them each one of these equipped with 4GB of RAM, a spinning HDD, and a 10mbps internet connection.

Leave them there until software is good.

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

Totally disagree with this reading. Larry David looked Elmo and his dad dead in the eyes and never acknowledged the puppeteers. The joke hinges on the idea that Elmo is real and Larry David would pummel a child on national television.

[clithony findertano @ducktelevision]

sometimes a big dawg (me) needs a pup cup (8-16 beers)

[Margiela 💋 @WITHNO100S]

I think Jadakiss should perform the national anthem for the first game at MSG

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

Underrated life advice: Have more hobbies and fewer opinions. Learn an instrument. Plant a garden. Build something with your hands. Cook. Paint. Run. The happiest people I know spend less time debating life and more time actually living it.

[nosy rosy @SleeplesssInKy]

There’s a hotdog stand at Madison Square Garden that definitely just made tuition for NYU tonight

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Right now, there are several toddlers in New York City who don’t know it yet, but they’re not going to be going to college because their parents just decided they need to be at Game 4 no matter what.

[meme bastard 🍕 @mask_bastard]

Let me get this straight, you turtle boys spend $800 a week on pizza and you’re shocked you still live in a sewer?

[Noel El Magnifico @NoelElMagnifico]

This is how serious NY is taking this Finals. Elmo had to retract his statement cause the city was like you a New Yorker this ain't the time for neutral shit

[Alex Goldman @AGoldmund]

Death Cab for Cutie is maybe the worst name for a band ever