Will Goose 🦡🦡🦡

Embarrassing father, annoying husband. My drivel and opinions are not those of my employer.

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@Morning_Toffee @anon_opin and for it to repeatedly slam into the wall near your table, turn round 360 degrees and then run out of batteries.

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The BBC snowboarding Winter Olympics commentators are making this unwatchable. Please remember the vast majority of the audience have no idea what a 17500 flipflop wicky wacky woo with a reverse chocolate Dog Star is. Maybe, just maybe explain what the hell you are on about?

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Commentator “Alex Honnold is quite literally standing on top of the world”. This is the level of moron we have had to listen to for an hour and half. They ruined what is a great achievement and turned #skyscraperlive into a farce.

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Alex “I’m going to clean my shoes and my fingers”, commentator 1 “is he going to clean his shoes and his fingers?”
Commentator 2 “yes, he is going to clean his shoes and his fingers”. This is the level of idiocy we are dealing with #Skyscrapperlive

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@netflix Tell the commentators to shut up!

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The most used button on TVs across the world right now. An amazing achievement by the greatest free soloist ruined by 3 morons. Seriously @netflix have a word. The are turning this into a joke #skyscraperlive

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Alex Honnold is an amazing free soloist and a pioneer of the sport but these commentators on #skyscraperlive are cheapening his achievement. Pointing out the obvious and detracting from the spectacle with their inane observations. We don’t need every second filled with speech

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Not sure what is more anxiety inducing, watching a guy climbing a skyscraper or listening to the inane commentary by 3 non climbers of a guy climbing a skyscraper #skyscraperlive

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@sykescottages I’m desperately trying to discuss a complicated issue with someone regarding our upcoming booking but can’t find any contact details. Could you let me know. The app and website take me in an automated loop and this needs to be addressed in person. Thanks

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@LondonHorseShow hello, I need to speak to a customer rep regarding a booking for the upcoming show in London. I’ve been on the page but the situation is complex and I need to speak with someone to explain. Can someone DM me? Thanks

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@Amoure2u ECHR gives us the right to not be tortured, the right to free elections, the right to fair trial, the right to gather to protest, the right to express ourselves. None of these concepts are outdated to me

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Anyone who thinks leaving ECHR is a good idea doesn’t understand what ECHR is #bbcqt

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@anon_opin Train drivers deserve every penny they earn. How they steer those trains perfectly on the tracks is beyond me. Tube drivers do it in the dark!

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It’s been a while since we’ve had some special knitwear but tonight Dalton has smashed it out of the park #UniversityChallenge

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@nancy_sorrell @JamesMoir10 Just when the nation had managed to erase that horror from their minds, you’ve brought it back. Forever my dreams will be filled with a floating Lloyd Grosman

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@ChrisGPackham @thecure Can’t believe it’s still going on. At some point I’d like my wife back. She’s not there, she’s watching it on the live stream and lost to Robert

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9AM GMT. 04.11.24.

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@dovesmusicblog My wife got super excited about #Thecure announcement and release, I’m trying to persuade her why this news is so much better

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@LFC A bit harsh of the training team to be whacking the first team over the head with trays

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@Michael1979 I’ve had enough of Derek and his fancy parties. I’m going to start stealing his shoes to teach him a lesson