willy g

I am merely a pawn on the frustration board we call life // he/him

[willy g @willgreensides]

not the guncles, the struncles

[willy g @willgreensides]

The malnourished LGBTQ Sten

[willy g @willgreensides]

Now I’m still chubby but unaware

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

the quick brown fox did some other shit too but nobody ever wants to talk about that

[willy g @willgreensides]

While Willy was at the gay sauna I was trying to make vegan pistachio ice cream

[🪻...𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕝 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕕𝕚𝕔𝕜 @gwauu]

klarna'ing a hormbles chormbles protein bar off urban outfitters

[willy g @willgreensides]

poo colander

[danny @d4nnytye]

i feel so bbc radio 4 when i eat tenderstem broccoli

[⋆ rachel ⋆ @racheIaIi]

you’ll be at your lowest and then nationwide will shine down on you and give you £100 for no reason and suddenly there’s a reason to live

[willy g @willgreensides]

I gave the epidural tbh

[willy g @willgreensides]

I’m bereft

[willy g @willgreensides]

I’m here working at the coop but my parents are kiking with Nicole Scherzinger

[Claudia @claudiagandhi]

Theresa May must be bricking it

[willy g @willgreensides]

is there any romance in fisting? (16 marks)

[willy g @willgreensides]

it takes all the romance out of fisting

[willy g @willgreensides]

it takes all the romance out of fisting

[willy g @willgreensides]

I would be maybe the only person to show up at Swindon Go Ape

[willy g @willgreensides]

is a frazzle a gay pork scratching? (12 marks)

[willy g @willgreensides]

we’re really close but we don’t follow each other on instagram

[willy g @willgreensides]

Trust you will be there bring my fur coat

[james @jms_tny]

Just saw a porch goose in this outfit and it took my breath away. Homeownership is a proxy for owning a porch goose The house itself is the arbitrary physical material that surrounds and necessitates the spiritual center of the porch goose