Will Hohenstein

Awoogawooga. He/him.

[Will Hohenstein @willhohenstein]

Feeling kinda

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Happy birthday, Guy Endore. I’m trying to do right by you.

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The Crunchwrap Supreme (sans ‘maters) really is the greatest foodular item ever conceived by man.

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He’s got those Nikki Freeman eyes.

[nathan @nathanrobii]

i like jack nicholsons hat in this scene in the departed

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I love people. I wish more of them were happy.

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Sandwich artist or whatever prefers Tobey and Andrew.

[David Viramontes @davidviramontes]

I was blown away by the news anchor at the end of #DisclosureDay. Her name is Courtney Grace and she’s actually a former news anchor! I spoke with her about her career, Spielberg and if they showed her the news footage her character reacts to.

Read more: https://t.co/2JjHpd8JMt

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Sometimes you need a clean break for an even break.

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I am very excited for this shit.

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

Mike Flanagan's THE EXORCIST has wrapped filming.

Flanagan writes on Instagram, "That’s a wrap. What an incredible experience. Forever grateful to this extraordinary cast and crew!"

An all-new story from The Exorcist Universe.

In theaters March 12, 2027.

[Will Hohenstein @willhohenstein]

I am who I am. I am not who I was. But I was who I was, and I’m sorry for that.

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I wonder how many journals I’ve appeared in and what was written about me. Not too many and nothing too good, I imagine.

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Got too high last night and started to Google something. Can’t remember what.

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I’m the next Curry Barker or Kane Parsons, in the sense that I will make a feature film at a relatively young age. The difference is mine will be bad and make zero dollars at the box office.

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Dreamt that I saw Tom Cruise working at a food stand, so I walked up and told him I’m a big fan and excited for DIGGER. He smiled but seemed a little annoyed. I think he was taking someone’s order.

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The Star Wars sequel trilogy is about throwing lightsabers, and whether or not you should do that.

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Guy ended date after 20 minutes… Guy ended date… Guy ended… Guy ende… Guy endre… Guy endore

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@daanjiji Sometimes you gotta wrap multiple layers of paper around your finger and dig-wipe.

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Is this about COVID or do those people need to shit really bad?

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

by Steve Cutts

[Horned Sphere @Horned_Sphere]

Kinda hate the way everyone talks about everything

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Monopoly is an important game not just because it teaches kids the twisted reality of capitalism at an early age, but because it actually lets them experience firsthand the psychological state of the rich and the poor.

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@currentlynotgho @TheAlexSylvian Well they had been making horror films for more than fifty years by that point.