Will 😦

I take L’s so others don’t have to

[Will 😦 @william__12345]

Who said linemen don’t have hops 😦

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

That shit cool and all but ain’t a soul on Belgium meeting Derrick Henry in the A gap in the middle of december

[helkum @he1kumwya]

Women do hoe shit, then blame it on trauma

[Reginald @ginald87]

Btches do hœ shit then blame it on trauma.

[Reginald @ginald87]

Girls will say "social media k!lled romance" then base their whole idea of love on Tiktok rules.

[remx @biigrem]

In order to insult me, I must first value your opinion. That’s where the process breaks down.

[Mihir @__mihir]

My landlord is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon

[.dwgo🇹🇷🇦🇷 @davidswagoo]

trapped in a generation where i don't know whether to buy her flowers or ignore her to make her like me more.

[Maia @maiamindel]

doing anything in public is considered performative because public life is just a wasteland now, it's a content mine for online posts

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

The good news is republicans are going to lose the midterms.

The bad news is democrats are going to win the midterms.

[Hamilton 🇺🇸 @Watchman_motto]

I was never there, but I bet the 50s and 60s West coast was probably a paradise.

[Om @Om_Codes_]

The people who created these things are the real villains.

[Chief Ron @DoGoodRon_]

Going on a date and being able to look at a beautiful woman for a few hours is enough satisfaction for me.

[Joe @electionsjoe]

It’s 2026. Everything is ai, ozempic, or gambling. We’re all dead.

[ru @ruqaiyalore]

having random conversations with strangers is kinda what life’s all about idk

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

This is an apology to my mom for all the times she came home from a long day of work and my unemployed teenage self had the audacity not to have done the simple tasks she asked of me. I get it now.

[JaceAVinson #SupportPhysicalMedia📀💿#BanAI @JaceAVinson]

Generative AI is one of the worst things that the human race has ever created

[sofian 🦤 @frutiger_sof]

thousands of pages of them calling us subservient cattle and you still get distracted by their flashy celebrity award shows, idk maybe they were right

[BasedBlondexx @BasedBlondex]

I never wanna hear about their holocaust again…