Arlin William

Pastel loving reality-tv addict from the 305📍Resident of the Philadelphia burbs.

[Blue Ivy League Alum @jewanda]

@TheKalenAllen @Beyonce Why am I still checking my email for a code from Ticketmaster?! Just hurting myself

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I need two weekends a week. One to do errands and one to do nothing. I can already tell what kind of weekend I got coming up 😩

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I spent most of my day explaining my back issues to people. This is 30

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The first couple weeks after you take your braids out is like pure war.

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@augustlovexo @usopen Can you imagine what those ticket prices funna be like 🤑💰💰💰

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@mandas_tweeets Congrats 🎉🍾

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The Last Goodbye did not have to break my neck like this. Thank you @odesza sorry I’m a few days late to the party

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@torimarro I don’t care what your profession is - it’s nasty

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How are people supposed to eat healthy when commercials and DoorDash exist

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When there’s bad weather on the weekend I feel like we should get time back at work ya know?

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Shoutout to America for being such trash that I didn’t even talk about my own problems during therapy. I just ranted about the lunacy that is this country

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@mandas_tweeets 😈 love to hear it

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My mom is talking to the AC man about abortion rights and after hearing his answers idk if I can believe anything he’s done with my AC…

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@BriceStevenson4 @PrincetonFTBL @BPS_Football @coachehenderson @SVerbit @CoachBobSurace Oh really 😎🚙💨

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#firstkill is giving new age Buffy realness and I’m here for it

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I need a #PValley theme park stat

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First meeting of the week started off with talking about vomit. Happy Monday y’all

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This caffeine isn’t doing sh*t

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Something in me will never recover from roots picnic… idk man that production company got me messed up still. Where is the justice? #rootspicnic2022