Will

By this point of having this account, I don’t even know what I’m tweeting about anymore. Somehow people still follow. You should too.

[Will @William_fleet_]

Love when people say you only live once, and I am currently sitting on a bench having a sandwich and watching traffic.

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@d4ncenomore Always got an another option.
https://t.co/dk7EZhQWVb

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@vi_toka But who would you kill? And can't be anything to do with medical professionals.

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@ellswashere__ James Marriott also loves a good melon, and I think James Marriott and the melon era will forever live in my head rent-free.

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@crawlsofar At what point does everyone just agree he is just doing photos like this for Willne?

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@liveraldemocrat I love the movie, and this is the hill I am willing to die on.

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@totalwonker This gives holiday park vibes.

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@ANNVYSHINSKY The best career for you because we know you would get away with it for years is an international criminal on the run.

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@brownliberite I can get this car for less money than they're asking for, being a Scottish leader of the Labour party.
https://t.co/kwaoUSXktn

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Sometimes I still think about the amount of money I spent learning to drive plus getting a car and everything else involved and still think it would have been cheaper to go to Thailand for a few months and look after elephants for a while.

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@KemiBadenoch Your party, the one you played a part in since 2017 as an MP, got us into this mess; your party had overall 14 years in power. You can't say build more prisons when your party had 14 years and did nothing.

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@fleurmeston Love heart strawberries look like something you would put up your bum. And once up your bum, you can start making strawberry jam; after all, your cheeks can squeeze the strawberries. If you can squeeze out poo, anything is possible.

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@CRAVEGETAWAY Will and Jim does an ADHD & autism test, so needs to happen for a video.

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@mycarlightsup Follow you because I needed something new on my timeline and who I am? A 27-year-old codger who has been on the internet for a very long time.

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@ArchRose90 We don't have a navy anymore thanks to the Tories; if they want to use the navy, it means you no longer have ships at sea. Funny how the party you used to back got us into this mess, and you're trying to now act like Reform is the answer; it is not.

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@steamedhamms With the new price hikes it is still a good price when you break down the cost over 7/8 years. It is like anything; you keep it till it no longer works.

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@ANNVYSHINSKY Something you want to tell us? Like, who are you planning to murder and who will you frame?

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@ANNVYSHINSKY When you decide to go back on duty, I feel sorry for your next victim. They're about to be in for a nasty surprise, as you'll be a lot more thirsty for blood.

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Ok, but I would have loved to have been a fly in a room when the idea of Olivia Colman fucking a husband made out of wicker was proposed. Everyone got what they wanted when they said they wanted something new.