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New account, who dis? I like dogs. Brioche buns #suck. Former Agency Dev @Twitter

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@vulturetrades Holler

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@NJTRANSIT_NJCL It’s Amtrak’s fault that the weather is cold.

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@NJTRANSIT_NJCL Blame game roulette- let’s go!!

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@NJTRANSIT_NJCL Did Tim forget his radio again? That’s the 6th time this week, and it’s only Tuesday.

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@NJTRANSIT_NJCL Bahahahahaha

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@NJTRANSIT_NJCL Comical

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@NJTRANSIT_NJCL Forrest Gump at the helm of the switchboard.

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@NJTRANSIT_NJCL ahh yes the model service of punctuality

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@NJTRANSIT_NJCL Did your crew forget to fuel up the chainsaws?

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@NJTRANSIT_NJCL Let me guess… the winch is inoperable when it’s below 50° F.

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@NJTRANSIT_NJCL It has been over 3 hours… is the crew removing multiple sequoias?

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@NJTRANSIT still no mention of passengers being forced to exit the 3:44 southbound train @ Aberdeen… 2 hours after scheduled departure. Give me a refund + $40 for my Uber.

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@NJTRANSIT_NJCL Still waiting for the Amtrak deflection… come on, you know you want to.

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@NJTRANSIT absolute exemplary communication- plugging your app was more critical than NJCL suspending/postponing service. Bravo you’ve remained unchanged in the new year.

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@NJTRANSIT Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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@NJTRANSIT Forrest Gump would run a better operation than the current @NJTRANSIT dispatcher.

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@NJTRANSIT Yes, of course, it’s always Amtrak.

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@NJTRANSIT And it was on this very day that the American Society of Civil Engineers termed @NJTRANSIT as “the least reliable railway system in the northern hemisphere, operated by a cohort of incompetent and unqualified glue sniffing personnel”.

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@NJTRANSIT @NJTRANSIT blaming their cousin for clogging the downstairs toilet on Thanksgiving.

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@NJTRANSIT PSA: the energy on @NJTRANSIT Quiet Commute Carts truly offers the optimal environment to suppress that insidious rage.