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[will @william_nelson]

@_InfoGram_ Four score and many years ago, you made up the word “affordability” just for this moment and now you guys want the rest of us to take you seriously?

[will @william_nelson]

@covie_93 Day one of the third term, sir.

[will @william_nelson]

@RbartonKW @LoriBrownFox4 @FOX4 Just curious, she’s reporting witness stand testimony. I don’t see a Fox 4 opinion unless I’m misreading. Is your point that they should censor information? Please help me understand your point. Thank you.

[InfoGram @_InfoGram_]

🇺🇸Reporter: "Trump is saying Iran tried to assassinate him in Turkey."

🇮🇷Araghchi: "No. There is absolutely no need for it."

🇺🇸Reporter: "Why?"

🇮🇷Araghchi: "Trump is already destroying the United States. We don't want to eliminate him."

Araghchi is a strategic genius 🤣 👏

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

“And then, they stuffed his fat ass in a catering cart!”

[will @william_nelson]

@SpencerHakimian So you are saying you are tired of winning?

[will @william_nelson]

@DodgerFanFromTX @junior_miller Save it. You never know when urine-ed of an emergency supply.

[Maura DragonHeart 🍀🇺🇸🇮🇪🌛🌝🌜💙 @maura_resister]

Brilliant
🤣🤣🤣

[Annie @AnnieForTruth]

🤣😂🤣

[will @william_nelson]

@FedeReggiani @CattardSlim That’s the one that’s been cleaned up by WH AI so it’s a fake news ear and smoothed face. Move on.

[will @william_nelson]

@MNFARMGIRL45 @CattardSlim Honest question. I’m assuming you are defending the fact that he looks his age on the right or that you like fake news AI on the left from the WH?

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

We are supposedly at war to stop Iran from enriching the uranium we “obliterated” over a year ago.

Yesterday we signed a deal to help Saudi Arabia enrich uranium.

The first time the United States has ever helped another country enrich uranium on foreign soil.

The Saudis refused the inspection protocol 140 other countries accept. Too intrusive, they said.

Trump agreed. He signed a national security waiver to get around the rule.

The Saudis paid Kushner $100 million. They put $2 billion into his firm. They put another $6 billion into LIV Golf, which pays Trump properties to host its tournaments. They signed ten billion dollars in Trump-branded real estate deals in Jeddah and Riyadh. All in just the last few years.

But sure. My paintings.

[Matt’s Idea Shop @MattsIdeaShop]

250 years ago today.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[will @william_nelson]

@statmuse Who?

[Kevin Massare @KevinMassare]

Absolutely disgusting for the sport of soccer to use VAR to give Folarin Balogun a red card. Embarrassing by FIFA

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Donald Trump is amazing. My truck used to hold $60 of gas and now it holds $120 of gas. I don't know how he does it but the man is a jenius.

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Fun Fact: The Dallas Mavericks drafted the 2026 Finals MVP and the 2026 scoring leader on the same night.

[GermanJP @GermanJP916]

@FreddyLA7 @JJWatt Marco Rubio after hearing he’s being traded for Freddy