Nancy Pelosi says she’s always felt a connection to China because when she was a little girl her parents told her if she kept digging a hole at the beach eventually she’d reach China. We are truly led by imbeciles.
None of the following teams lost this weekend:
- #Titans (27-23 W vs Bucs)
- #Preds (3-2 OT W vs TB)
- #Vols (41-21 W vs https://t.co/hCRDRSivex)
- #Memphis (42-41 W vs Tulsa)
- #MTSU (50-17 W vs FIU)
- #Vandy (Bye Week)
Exciting news: not only are we bringing back the #BigMacGoal for the @PredsNHL but we are also introducing the new #McWin! If the Preds win at home, you win a free any size McCafé drip coffee (hot or iced). Offers available on app the next day!
@Predxican98 is super excited🍔☕️
"*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Hi. That's me. You're probably wondering how I, a literal body of water, got into this situation. Well, it all started..."
-Willie T. Wave, probably
If only there had been some opportunity for the @ChicagoBears and @packers starters to get live, gamespeed reps before Week 1.
Kind of like a dress rehearsal to shake the rust off.