Williampp

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Man who found smooth Mars bar gets £2 compensation https://t.co/OWObKTaFQ7

[Williampp @william_pp]

at least we finally know what’s in the briefcase in pulp fiction

[South Dallas Foodie @SouthDallasFood]

TikTok calls him Salt Bae-bee I’m deceased.

[Williampp @william_pp]

brilliant

[Goth Shaggy Rogers @crumlingothic_]

Someone tell Morrissey he can finally go out tonight

[Williampp @william_pp]

hate crimed by a train wheel

[The Little Engine That Said F**k It @littl_eengine]

Another week, another broken rail on a 125mph section of the GWML. Wet beds everywhere.
We are heading for a major accident if Network Rail don't get their shit together.
Don't envy the pax boys charging up and done here at linespeed 😱

[Williampp @william_pp]

we used to be a proper country

[Williampp @william_pp]

could not be arsed with this, pour it in. drink up

[Williampp @william_pp]

trains are banned now

[Williampp @william_pp]

bloody cyclists

[Manchester News MEN @MENnewsdesk]

Moment idiotic man parks in the middle of Deansgate to nip to Tesco https://t.co/QOefAMNZov

[trevy @chillextremist]

If you recognize this piece of pizza you’re probably annoying

[Williampp @william_pp]

end stages of humanity

[♍︎ @jhilikeye]

all that to get in an uber x…?

[i like food @messedupfoods]

glockamole

[Williampp @william_pp]

i do deserve this

[Williampp @william_pp]

spotify wrap it up and throw it in the bin

[Williampp @william_pp]

based upon the amount of kids he has im guessing this is a first….

[Williampp @william_pp]

juicy lil boy

[Williampp @william_pp]

dating in 2022

[Williampp @william_pp]

rather go queue up for nemesis inferno. better

[Department for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport @DCMS]

HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN'S LYING-IN-STATE QUEUE UPDATE, 09:50 AM, 16 Sept

Southwark Park has reached capacity. Entry will be paused for at least 6 hours. We are sorry for any inconvenience.

Please do not attempt to join the queue until it re-opens.

Check back for further updates

[Williampp @william_pp]

nothing better than a wank after a hard days work 🥵