Edgar Allan Po’boy

I teach things. Fan of sci-fi and the Oxford comma.

[Matthew Chapman @fawfulfan]

Under Trump's executive order, every single person in America is now legally classified as female.

All embryos begin by developing female sex organs, with male sex organs only replacing them at around 6 weeks of gestation.

[Ron Sullivan @ChefRonSullivan]

Lake Superior hasn't wrecked anyone like this since the Edmund Fitzgerald

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Good morning!

Who dresses better? Alpha males or little dogs? Let's explore. 🧵

[Alanah Pearce @Charalanahzard]

just cannot believe the 2024 election is down to the same two dudes as the 2020 election except that they both got like... more evil

[Barak Ravid @BarakRavid]

Israeli right wing activists blocked aid trucks which were on their way to Gaza today at the Tarqumiya crossing in the West Bank

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP

[Edgar Allan Po’boy @william_sunday]

@ejmarchini Never had to pick a specific age given that she grew up playing with us on the systems we had. Earliest she was eager to play on her own was probably 4-5?

[Edgar Allan Po’boy @william_sunday]

So in the spirit of being deeply annoyed at @tacobell removing the main menu items I eat, I want to note that the literal ad image for their “build your own” meal includes nacho fries no longer available.

[Edgar Allan Po’boy @william_sunday]

@tacobell sorry and deeply annoyed to hear you removed the fiesta veggie burrito from your menu. You seem to have a knack to eliminating my primary go to items.

[Edgar Allan Po’boy @william_sunday]

Highlighting the disconnect between what is happening and the desire of people.

https://t.co/PEKDnyc5sl

[Edgar Allan Po’boy @william_sunday]

@potomacripper This is true.

[Edgar Allan Po’boy @william_sunday]

After an hour of attempting to pay my car payment honestly by computer and by phone I finally gave up succeeded… by hanging up and calling back with a southern accent in a falsetto pretending to be my wife. @NissanUSA, you know that’s messed up, right?

[Edgar Allan Po’boy @william_sunday]

@NissanUSA @NissanUSA THE GUY GAVE ME A CALL BACK NUMBER TO SORT IT ALL AND IT WAS A RANDOM MEDICARE CENTER.

@nissan if you don’t want payment say so because I’m getting livid dealing with you

[Edgar Allan Po’boy @william_sunday]

@NissanUSA your new security protocols broke every method we have to pay our car payments. Tried live chat to sort it & live chat crashed before connection. Currently on hold and no one answering. Never got verification link. Would love for a way to pay my bill please.

[Edgar Allan Po’boy @william_sunday]

@NissanUSA despite having my wife’s social, the vin number, the make and model of the car, and any other fact you might ask your agent refused to take payment for the car I’ve paid for for five years because my name wasn’t apparently on their screen.

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP

[Edgar Allan Po’boy @william_sunday]

Keeping up with the Joneses!

[Edgar Allan Po’boy @william_sunday]

Reminder that “avoiding” calling out bigotry is promoting that prejudice and hate.

[APStylebook @APStylebook]

On our updated Transgender Topical Guide: trans-exclusionary radical feminist.
We recommend avoiding the vague and politicized term to describe cisgender women or others who object to the inclusion of transgender women in women's spaces.
https://t.co/HEBdoiEWnM

[Caspar Henderson @casparhenderson]

“There was an exchange on Twitter a while back where someone said, ‘What is artificial intelligence?’ And someone else said, ‘A poor choice of words in 1954’.” A more helpful term would be “applied statistics.” Ted Chiang talking to @madhumita29 https://t.co/Ti8uPxi4SS

[Edgar Allan Po’boy @william_sunday]

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