william b. smith, jr.

Reaver of souls. Harvester of bacon grease. What 50+-year-old man ends his name with "Jr."?

[william b. smith, jr. @williambsmithjr]

"All over the world, from as far off as the Caspian Sea, people have been running up to Bill and acting like idiots. Why must you be one of them?"

"Because NOW it's MY turn!"

With great appreciation to the #inglorioustreksperts

@inglorioustrek1 @inglorioustrek @WilliamShatner

[SKYBOXE @Skyboxe]

SKYBOXE has begun working with @UScellular to deliver 5G wireless internet services to homes and businesses.

Read all about it: https://t.co/X02bnQ9J61

#5G #FWA #broadband #uscellular

[william b. smith, jr. @williambsmithjr]

Shocked no one's posted this one yet. @VP @KamalaHarris is my hellraiser!

[william b. smith, jr. @williambsmithjr]

@ATRightMovies Whisky's runnin' low.

[william b. smith, jr. @williambsmithjr]

@inglorioustrek You guys saw this, right? @MasterReplicas_

[william b. smith, jr. @williambsmithjr]

. @thejamesbrand If the Palmer had a pocket clip, I'd buy 10 of 'em.

https://t.co/g0Pv6vPlxq

[This Day in Rush History @RushHistory2112]

Marshall News Messenger (Texas)
January 15, 2020

[william b. smith, jr. @williambsmithjr]

If I have to hear one more horribly rewritten xmas carol advertisement, I'm gonna punch an angel.

[william b. smith, jr. @williambsmithjr]

Political bullshit, revolting advertisers, and @elonmusk 's lunacy aside, the real reason Xitter has gone into the shitter is... @the_ironsheik passed away.

[william b. smith, jr. @williambsmithjr]

@LombardiHimself Yours?

[william b. smith, jr. @williambsmithjr]

Sick and tired of X trying to teach me how to conjugate verbs in English. If they make any attempt to charge me for this dubious service, I'm out.

[william b. smith, jr. @williambsmithjr]

Well… that sucked. And I don’t mean the game.

#swe #usa #fwwc

[william b. smith, jr. @williambsmithjr]

Our first (and likely last) hurrah at Anchor Public Taps in S.F. Fare thee well, Anchor Steam!

[william b. smith, jr. @williambsmithjr]

@Nintendork9 @ColonelFalcon Bonus points for the Judas Priest reference.

[william b. smith, jr. @williambsmithjr]

@bassplayer21121 @RushHistory2112 Love 'em both.

[UltimateClassicRock @UltClassicRock]

Decades after reigning as one of the biggest wrestling superstars of the '80s, the Iron Sheik gained a new kind of fame thanks to his comedic and frequently profane Twitter posts: https://t.co/E9AwI754t4

[william b. smith, jr. @williambsmithjr]

Read @DLeonhardt 's story in today's @nytimes newsletter about journalistic independence. While I agree with and laud the approach, I couldn't help but think of this guy...

[william b. smith, jr. @williambsmithjr]

@greggrunberg @DocBrownLloyd

[SKYBOXE @Skyboxe]

Now, you can get reliable, high-speed broadband from your wireless carrier. Introducing the SKYBOXE 5G Fixed Wireless Access Router!

Preorder yours today.

https://t.co/rNY6gMNsOt #5G #FWA

[william b. smith, jr. @williambsmithjr]

@saltysarahc Just read your review re: Monoprice's 32-in. 4K monitor on ReviewGeek. I was wondering if you still use it and if you're still happy with it.