Bill Chellis

Xscapee. Double dog dare you. Reliable Reply Guy for rent. Hourly rates. Call 867-5309. Putting the 'dope' in dopamine. Posts pithy replies for posterity.

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@notadvice @RobertMSterling I still say Twitter. But I do like to refer to myself as an Xscapee. Carries a certain gravitas.

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@BowTiedKong @honeyNonABG Molochs gotta Moloch.

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@CoffeeBlackMD @H2KMFer Paging @BrandonDonkey2

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@BrandonDonkey2 @AnnaDsays Rise for the National Anthem…

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@doublezerodonut @sadgirlyboss What we really mean is we are more like an oil change every 100,000 miles.

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@Krissa_Kray_ Can confirm. I may or may not have rerouted cross country road trips (yes PLURAL) in order to hit one along the way. Looking at you Amarillo and Springfield.

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@BowTiedKong @SteveLovesAmmo Any rematch this time would not follow the old boundaries. Think you will find that opposing camps will collide mostly along the I-95 and I-5 corridors. With a sprinkle of I-90 and I-40 to boot. We really don't want this. We don't.

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@BrandonDonkey2

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@notadvice @smartishcapital Modern problems. Sicilian solutions.

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@Krissa_Kray_ Edith Cookies.

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@DillowTalk2 @dogwoodblooms lol

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@DillowTalk2 Paging @dogwoodblooms !

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@PolitiBunny

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@DillowTalk2 @CaptRoho Think you will like this one if you haven't already seen it: https://t.co/NTcx2sK9RY

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@DillowTalk2 @CaptRoho Blender, or on a bender...?

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@notadvice @PhilHollowayEsq @blueapron

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@BrandonDonkey2 Hope those are steel toe high heels... and Donk, pay attention.

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@Krissa_Kray_ Old enuff… Hello ladies…

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@BrandonDonkey2 Not Assville?

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@johnkonrad Scotty giving those Tim Caine ick vibes.

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@agave_redux The dots are there. Just need connecting.