🎬 SCARY MOVIE (2000)
A masked killer starts hunting a group of teenagers and somehow everybody involved is too unserious to understand that they’re supposed to be scared 😭
Scary Movie basically takes Scream, I Know What You Did Last Summer and other horror movies from that era and asks one important question:
What if everybody was stupid? 😂
Cindy is trying to survive while her friends are busy making situations unnecessarily worse. Then you have Brenda, who can be sitting inside a cinema with a killer nearby and somehow she’s still the biggest disturbance in the building.
And Ghostface? Forget intimidating. This version is doing things that would make the real Ghostface request a transfer 😭
The jokes are shameless, immature and completely ridiculous. Some have aged better than others but when this movie lands, it still lands.
I’m giving this one an 8/10.
The killer came prepared to murder everybody. Unfortunately nobody told him his victims were comedians 😂
Most people wey call themselves day traders no even sabi read a candlestick.
To them:
🟢 Green = Buy
🔴 Red = Sell
That’s not chart reading.
Na coin flip be that, Lmao 😂😂
🎬🍿Honestly this 2006 Disney movie Eight Below. The famous scene where the sled dogs discover a dead orca/killer whale carcass on the ice, a leopard seal comes out of it, and the dogs use teamwork/strategy to get the meat).
Life isn't velvet kisses but I hope that the harder days will remind how beautiful you are in the eyes of someone who wants nothing else just to be with you and for you to be happy.✨