William j Barry

Voted most likely to die first in the zombie apocalypse

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I caught the @AdamSandler live show last night. The Sandman delivered! Can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard

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The worst mistake commonly made by companies when designing sleep pants: no pockets

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Someone should have told me when I started Animal Crossing that this would be my life now #AnimalCrossing #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons

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Always binging the scary reads, but especially this time of year!

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Putting up laundry is always easier when you have help, ha ha

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Sometimes it’s silly little things, like my old Royal typewriter from 1965 that keeps me inspired. Respect to old school writers… I couldn’t imagine typing an entire book on something like this

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I’m so grateful for the positive reception of my newest book thus far. I’m happy people are enjoying it

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@ScribnerBooks @StephenKing I’m excited to embark on another adventure with the best guide, @StephenKing Thanks @ScribnerBooks !
Hey @amandakbarry

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Sure, I’m looking forward to the new Lion King movie, but I don’t think I need a more realistic rendition of the Mufassa stampede scene

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#ShareYourEars

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Pachelbel‘s Canon in D is the classical music equivalent to a decent song that was beat to death by too much radio play

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After loving the Cirque Italia performance I saw yesterday, I wondered what I could do to join the show. I could be the guy that eats a whole pizza and chug a 2-liter soda in a minute and a half - ... and the crowd watches in awe... and disgust

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My wallet has an Amazon Prime Day hangover

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One year I made the mistake of trying to watch the 4th of July hotdog eating contest on tv

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My Boss: “Can you run these errands on the clock? Take your time.”
Me: “Take my time? Hmmmm... I wonder when the next showing of Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom is.”

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Great show last night with Hall and Oates and Train!

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Our dog, Linus, only has 2 speeds: 100% or 0%

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Either I’m getting older, or companies are putting lids on jars way tighter these days

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Some pictures from the Poison concert last night! Those guys still have it!

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Great Khalid show last night at Infinite Energy Arena!!!