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Late to the party, early to bed.

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The @Eagles may have the trophy but the real champion is whoever got "Ante Up" @TheMashOutPosse in every @NFL commercial.

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Was that Frank Ocean's ice rink?

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@EricaT513 Mimo's are entry level, Aperol Spritz and Negroni are middle-weight with the final boss being Champs+Chartreuse floaters.

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No power or video on a 7hr OGG to DEN flight is pretty disappointing. Especially when we don't find out until we're on the plane. @united can do a whole lot better for the passengers. Last business flight of the year and it leaves a sour taste. Plenty of other options out there.

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I know which friends went to @riotfest by who posts architecture tour pictures.

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#Denver security lines for #TSApre and @Clear were so long that I took the general security. It's embarrassing.

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I had heard the Jason Aldean song a few times and always thought it was a truck commercial jingle. Pretty generic and surprisingly modern rock/metal for the country genre. The video is unsophisticated MAGA-porn. He must think his fans are idiots. Small towns need better anthems.

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Tweet of the year.

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It just gets worse and worse. #MyTwitterAnniversary

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There is nothing more confounding than watching anyone in Denver navigate their car in reverse. In any situation. Ever.

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@EricaT513 Exquisite

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Hey @Google I'm locked out of my browser and every representative is ZERO help. What's it going to take to get access back? Is there somebody that can help?

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Welp. 12 days until @Royals opening day.

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@dessadarling Gesundheit.

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@NPR @EricaT513 you have some explaining to do.

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Straight up fuck @fedex. Every time.

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It's crazy how every news outlet is reminding people of how well they are covering the Palestine Train derailment... that occurred two weeks ago.

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@LauraJaneGrace I heard that some would mix down to S-VHS because that format had better fidelity and a stronger timecode. But this was 25 years ago.

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Finally placed on the wall. Thank you @unyimeedet_ @ Denver, Colorado https://t.co/aaT9dSyy6c

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@KeithOlbermann Randee of the Redwoods?