Delia Williams

A suit with a penchant for hip hop karaoke. Also I love lettuce.

[Delia Williams @williamsdj]

@ottolenghi thank you x

[Delia Williams @williamsdj]

@ottolenghi oh come on. Barberries??? Please Yotam.

[Ꭺhm🐉 @Ahm76]

I wish I were a horse! Partly cause they're so wild-n-free, but mostly cause they get to drop turds whenevs.

[Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia]

Playing with fire? Daring to be great? That's for history to decide. All I know is I turned my head too fast and injured my neck somehow.

[Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia]

I can't imagine any scenario where I'd need to see a photo of you on an indoor climbing wall.

[Joe Stakun @JoeStakun]

"Giant Fucking Salads" is a restaurant I would appreciate.

[Delia Williams @williamsdj]

#jamieoliver i mean, who let him do setting 4 on the fake tan spray booth pre filming???

[Delia Williams @williamsdj]

@petepaphides welcome to the jungle- Guns n Roses

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

Just ate pizza in bed and noticed the ENTIRE Friends series is now on Netflix! 2015 is off to a great start, 2014 can suck a thousand cocks.

[Delia Williams @williamsdj]

@MoragWebster 'we're not invincible' err yeah, clearly Gaz

[Delia Williams @williamsdj]

@Nicenic63 wayyyyyy too light right???

[Delia Williams @williamsdj]

Woah. Clauds been tangoed. And who drew her eyebrows tonight??? #StrictlyComeDancing

[Danny Zuker @DannyZuker]

Crime victims confronting their attackers at trial have less contempt in their eyes than my teen daughter when I ask "So how was your day?"

[Delia Williams @williamsdj]

@Parker5050 @Nigella_Lawson @GoodWifeWriters @TheGoodWife_CBS why oh why did I read that before watching??? SPOILER ALERTS!!!!!

[Delia Williams @williamsdj]

Wondering what Enya is up to these days

[osvaldo ardiles @osvaldooardiles]

Mark lawrenson get in my nerves

[Delia Williams @williamsdj]

Brazil need to rethink the disco haircuts.

[Delia Williams @williamsdj]

Coincidentally "Elbow" is David Luiz's fav British band