William's Newsletter

Hi, I'm William A. Ferguson, the first GC musician on Substack. You might remember me from such songs as "Hare Triggered" and "You Can Pee Next To Me". BRA 🐇

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https://t.co/kH3VvD8KdE

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@CF_Farrow Aww...and here I was having a lovely chat with his nonce-friending terminally unemployable ass.

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@Games__ovr Bro thought he was in a Schlitz ad.

[Dr Manhattva @Manhattva]

Do yourself a favor and watch this video in its entirety.

It’s a White Pill.

[cavakaggyreborn @cavakaggyreborn]

#SundaysState
Clunk clunk 🤣🤣🤣

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And Tarquin got suspended from the platform. Again.

😂

[Gizmo Memes @GizmoMemes]

Keir Starmer after he resigns 😭

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@CokenOlivesV3 @PorkyVectors Says the "unreliable witness".

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@CokenOlivesV3 @PorkyVectors

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@CokenOlivesV3 @PorkyVectors You can't because you don't have one.

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@CokenOlivesV3 @PorkyVectors Fat Tony The Nonce is not your friend, nor is he any kind of character reference.

Nobody is going to hire someone who's close pals with a nonce.

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@CokenOlivesV3 @PorkyVectors What job is that?

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@CokenOlivesV3 @PorkyVectors Yes, you are terminally unemployable. That much is true.

Ain't nobody trying to hire you.

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@CokenOlivesV3 @PorkyVectors Still making the big bucks, but compared to your terminally unemployable ass isn't saying much.

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@CokenOlivesV3 @PorkyVectors I already have the big bucks, kiddo.

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@CokenOlivesV3 @PorkyVectors Doing just fine, thanks for asking.

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@Terfs_R I hope a motherfucker tries it.

[Stuart Macintosh @stueymaco]

I’ve been scraping flakey paint off a wall and revealed some old writing, possibly 20-30 years old. Amazing.

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@CokenOlivesV3 @PorkyVectors O hai Tarquin!

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@thames_pilgrim @HaydenHewitt @CF_Farrow So I've noticed.

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@thames_pilgrim @HaydenHewitt @CF_Farrow This needs to happen more often.