Jason Williams

I make stuff. Stories, software, poems, etc. Stated opinions do not reflect those of my employer. (he/him/his)

[Jason Williams @williamswrites]

@proofrawk “My dearest,

It seems our regiment shall charge at dawn. I can scarcely countenance the thought of you alone, so if my time has come to shuffle off this mortal coil, I implore you to endeavor to ensure our children’s future with the assistance of the Nigerian prince who has—”

[Jason Williams @williamswrites]

@MenInBlazers (Martin Keown approaches from out of frame)

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

HOLY SHIT, Kamala Harris unloads on Fox News' Bret Baier for trying to pull a fast one, and not playing the "enemy within" clip.

She's taking NO BULLSHIT! 👏🏽👏🏽

[Squawka @Squawka]

Bukayo Saka has created more big chances than any other player in Europe's top five leagues this season. 🌶️

[Jason Williams @williamswrites]

@jamesbenge He just needs more time.

[Jason Williams @williamswrites]

I mean. This is appalling.

[Blake Allen @Blake_Allen13]

The Oklahoma State Department of Education under Ryan Walters has put out a bid to buy 55k Bibles for public schools. The description of the purchase order is almost word for word a description of the Trump Bible. Millions in school $$ going to Trump https://t.co/jRytBEzLQB

[Jason Williams @williamswrites]

@cantdrawarsenal The moment this happened in the game, I knew we would be blessed with this cartoon. 😂

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

I am an undecided voter. Do I go with the slick eyeliner man who recites his slogans and shouts over women until they have to cut his mic, or the nice man who wants to give us healthcare.

[Jason Williams @williamswrites]

@HollyAnderson That picture has 140 IQ points in total

[Jason Williams @williamswrites]

@MenInBlazers Never worried.

[The Different Knock 🏆 @DiffKnock]

Now this...

THIS is a manager. A leader.

We're very lucky.

[Jason Williams @williamswrites]

@AfcBanks_ There’s no way of knowing what Benny Blanco was going to do here. Punch him? Jump on his back and bite his ear off? Put a stick of dynamite down his shorts?

Ben is pure, untamed id.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🔴⚪️⚠️ Arteta: “Red card? I prefer not to comment… I've seen it. It's that obvious”.

“I'm expecting now 100 Premier League games to be played 10 against or 11”.

[JP___Visuals on Insta 🏆 @jerushan_17]

Villa, spurs, city away all done. 7/9 points💪

[James Benge @jamesbenge]

Didn't Rodri have something to say about celebrating a draw?

[Jason Williams @williamswrites]

@MenInBlazers Arsenal Heritage

[Jason Williams @williamswrites]

@charles_watts I don’t want to hear any complaints about Martinelli this week. He’s been absolutely phenomenal in this game. What a shift he’s put in

[Governor Andy Beshear @GovAndyBeshear]

My faith teaches me three things:
We are all children of God.
We are to love our neighbors as ourselves.
We are all each others' neighbor.

[Michael Thomas @curious_founder]

I think about this cartoon a lot.

[Jason Williams @williamswrites]

@MenInBlazers Dat old guy Welbz