William T. Sherman, CFA, CAIA

January 6th sympathizer | Phi Mu Lover🐮 | TKE Alum

[William T. Sherman, CFA, CAIA @williamtSENDman]

Monday is when champions are born. Getting right into the sheets and cranking out some emails. These excel models aren’t gonna build themselves. Kms

[William T. Sherman, CFA, CAIA @williamtSENDman]

@mrgeekbar Dude really saw that at the store and said “hell ya”

[William T. Sherman, CFA, CAIA @williamtSENDman]

Playa

[William T. Sherman, CFA, CAIA @williamtSENDman]

It’s Friday, you know what that means

[William T. Sherman, CFA, CAIA @williamtSENDman]

@DonJulioBurrito Love this Don. Getting me fired up on a Friday morning. Let’s have a day

[William T. Sherman, CFA, CAIA @williamtSENDman]

Some jokes write themselves #shrink

[William T. Sherman, CFA, CAIA @williamtSENDman]

Back to using the women’s bathroom! Gonna drop a steamer #LANK

[William T. Sherman, CFA, CAIA @williamtSENDman]

Get a job liberal. Smells like shit in here

[William T. Sherman, CFA, CAIA @williamtSENDman]

Put me in coach #expand

[William T. Sherman, CFA, CAIA @williamtSENDman]

Make my food minority

[William T. Sherman, CFA, CAIA @williamtSENDman]

Hold my balls pledge

[William T. Sherman, CFA, CAIA @williamtSENDman]

Call me the heater cause I got all the huzz

[William T. Sherman, CFA, CAIA @williamtSENDman]

This white boys having himself a day. Don’t let him get hot #signu

[William T. Sherman, CFA, CAIA @williamtSENDman]

@CockburnDa8939 Shrink

[William T. Sherman, CFA, CAIA @williamtSENDman]

Precision over accuracy.

I’m sig nu rn. Fuck you Obama #send

[William T. Sherman, CFA, CAIA @williamtSENDman]

All on top of the inevitable bullying that this kid will face.

Fuck, now that I think of it, this may be the next Hitler

[William T. Sherman, CFA, CAIA @williamtSENDman]

Bonnie Blue, Pregnant, let’s talk about it

My first reaction is, wow that sperm has to be strong. I mean on a pure probability statistic. ~3,500 men x ~2.4 nuts x 10% chance of conception per nut. Odds of birth are 1/400 trillion

=1/3.36e17
Kid might be the next Tom Brady
#GOAT

[William T. Sherman, CFA, CAIA @williamtSENDman]

@TimeBig69 Probably smelled better than an Indian

[William T. Sherman, CFA, CAIA @williamtSENDman]

@TimeBig69 Ep,

Get back to the game

Best
T

[William T. Sherman, CFA, CAIA @williamtSENDman]

AirPods aren’t that expensive #shrink

[William T. Sherman, CFA, CAIA @williamtSENDman]

@TheRealAJuice32 Bird,

That was my first thought. Then he pulled out his $799.99 iPad. Case was 3” thick

Best,
T