William Walker

Alumnus of Mississippi State University. Passionate about food and faucets. Staunch supporter of the Oxford comma.

[William Walker @WilliamWalker]

@docmillka The king(‘s press secretary) is wrong

[William Walker @WilliamWalker]

In memory of the 50th anniversary of the final voyage of the Edmund Fitzgerald https://t.co/gW7aiKHt6h

[Cody Brown Bets @CodyBrownBets]

One damn yard. Killer.

I genuinely cannot believe it… That one’s gonna hurt for a while.

Three bets won today but we just couldn’t get Bet 4 over the line. 😞 https://t.co/Mo1Zog9GQq

[William Walker @WilliamWalker]

Tis the season of female, gift shop employees being flabbergasted that a man doesn’t need their help picking out things for his wife and still suggesting 20 things anyway.

[William Walker @WilliamWalker]

Happy #GuyFawkes Day to all those who celebrate! Remember, remember, the 5th of November.

[William Walker @WilliamWalker]

@rjochoa Do you think that’s because the Dallas defense has never seen a single pre-snap motion play in practice?

[William Walker @WilliamWalker]

It’s time for Mike McCarthy to fire himself as Offensive Coordinator.

[William Walker @WilliamWalker]

@docmillka Not gonna lie, I had already given up on this season a couple weeks ago. Maybe there’s a little dog left in this fight.

[William Walker @WilliamWalker]

3rd and 16 and you call a fullback run up the middle, Mike?!?!? Please quit calling offensive plays and just let the 5th most accurate QB in NFL history throw the ball.

[William Walker @WilliamWalker]

Why are Fritos scoops so expensive and why don’t they have competitors? Does Fritos have a patent on the shape of a chip?

[William Walker @WilliamWalker]

@IknowUmadd @DaltonBMiller Dak is the 2nd most accurate QB in NFL history…

[Outl✭w @OutlawCowboyNFL]

Top 5️⃣ All Time Total TD/Turnover Ratio leaders

1. Aaron Rodgers
2. Pat Mahomes
3. Russell Wilson
4. Tom Brady
5. Dak Prescott

Top 5️⃣ All Time Passer Rtg leaders

1. Aaron Rodgers
2. Pat Mahomes
3. Russell Wilson
4. Dak Prescott
5. Drew Brees

Top 5️⃣ All Time Comp % leaders

1. Drew Brees
2. Dak Prescott
3. Kirk Cousins
4. Pat Mahomes
5. Matt Ryan

Top 5️⃣ All Time INT % leaders

1. Aaron Rodgers
2. Tom Brady
3. Pat Mahomes
4. Russell Wilson
5. Dak Prescott

Some of the greatest players & coaches of all time have been weighing in recently on Dak Prescott, and not a single one agrees with the casuals/trolls on social media when it comes to him.

He’s so intensely persecuted, because people unanimously hate the Cowboys (and by mere association, the QB).

To claim Dak is anything but a great QB, is to announce to the football world that you aren’t to be taken seriously.

[Outl✭w @OutlawCowboyNFL]

Top 5️⃣ All Time Total TD/Turnover Ratio leaders

1. Aaron Rodgers
2. Pat Mahomes
3. Russell Wilson
4. Tom Brady
5. Dak Prescott

Top 5️⃣ All Time Passer Rtg leaders

1. Aaron Rodgers
2. Pat Mahomes
3. Russell Wilson
4. Dak Prescott
5. Drew Brees

Top 5️⃣ All Time Comp % leaders

1. Drew Brees
2. Dak Prescott
3. Kirk Cousins
4. Pat Mahomes
5. Matt Ryan

Top 5️⃣ All Time INT % leaders

1. Aaron Rodgers
2. Tom Brady
3. Pat Mahomes
4. Russell Wilson
5. Dak Prescott

Some of the greatest players & coaches of all time have been weighing in recently on Dak Prescott, and not a single one agrees with the casuals/trolls on social media when it comes to him.

He’s so intensely persecuted, because people unanimously hate the Cowboys (and by mere association, the QB).

To claim Dak is anything but a great QB, is to announce to the football world that you aren’t to be taken seriously.

[William Walker @WilliamWalker]

@BobbyBeltTX Please step down, Jerry Jones.

[William Walker @WilliamWalker]

I found my new biggest pet peeve: When you click the ‘beachfront’ button on @Airbnb but nearly every single house they should you is NOT beachfront.

[William Walker @WilliamWalker]

Faith-based currency is a helluva drug.

[Francesca Chambers @fran_chambers]

BREAKING: Biden's request to Congress, per a source familiar:
-- $60B for the Ukraine war, with roughly half dedicated to replenishing U.S. stocks
-- $14B for Israel
-- $14B for U.S. border security
-- $10B for humanitarian aid
-- $7B for the Indo-Pacific
https://t.co/J7ytw0Xb5z

[William Walker @WilliamWalker]

@GrudiesGang @OddsShark Brett Favre can.

[William Walker @WilliamWalker]

@Bdown2clown17 @jasoncrouch @MikeShe87260727 @jonmachota *Whispers* wins are a team stat.

[William Walker @WilliamWalker]

This is what infuriating when coaches don’t analyze themselves.

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

This year, when Dallas passed on first down they had the 2nd highest down set conversion rate in the NFL (behind KC, naturally).

When they ran, they dropped to 22nd.

[William Walker @WilliamWalker]

@docmillka Thank you!

[William Walker @WilliamWalker]

When washing one’s face, what is the appropriate amount of time to leave the soap/cleanser on before rinsing it off?