Hello everyone. My wife, Linda, or soon to be “ex-wife” logged into my tweeter account last night and falsely stated I died over in my sleep. That bullish is just Not true. I found out Linda has been cheating on me, and she Went Bananas 🍌. I am alive and well. Roll Tide#rolltide
Hello everyone, this is Willie’s wife Linda. I’m sorry to say, but Willie passed away recently. He passed peacefully in his sleep. I know how much this app meant to him so I figured I should let everyone know. His last words were, roll tide. I should’ve helped poison those trees.
Got some sad news via my EMALE this morning that my cousin John had passed. Loved the guy to death but he needed to go. First of all he was an Auburn grad. 2nd he always would steal my darts when we were at family Thanksgiving. Third he went to Auburn, and his wife🤢. #rolltide
Man, the more I watch this Mahomes guy, the more he reminds me of Alabama Football. Everyone wants him to lose and he wins. I’m not too sure who this bangs lady Swift is, but she sure is pretty. Pretty hard to look at! Ha!. I love the red colors though. #rolltide
Well my son is trying to convince me that Saban is retiring. Not falling for that one. All of this socialism media Bull is not funny. We will be back in the Championship next year. #rolltide
Apparently The cow school lost to a team called “Mary Land” today. I have never heard of that in my life but it sounds familiar. Must be a D6 school in Europe or something. Alabama would punish them just like they did to Auburn. #rolltide
My son just called me “Zesty” because I was trying my wife’s beverage. There’s not any lemon in there idiot. How would it be “Zesty”? Anyways these “Hi Nunes” are pretty good. Nothing beats a cold bud, though. #rolltide
The daughter at the Cow School comes home tomorrow for Christmas Break. The wife wants to have a fancy dinner with the kids. Shaking My Head. Auburn made my daughter think everything has to be fancy. She only wears LooLooLemon now and has to drink coffee at Star Bunks. #rolltide
Why are Auburn fans acting like that game was close? It was over way before it even started. Somebody talked about the “spread.” I do not know what it is, but i do like a sandwich spread. Another Iron Bowl, another Tide Rolled. Roll Tide. #rolltide
Just awoke from my thanksgiving nap. the good lord could’ve taken me after that meal. might be 70% rolls instead of water after today. my mother tried to feed me green beans.🤢. i am not a toddler. about burned the turkey but its golden black instead. #rolltide
cleaning the daughters car this morning because my old ass got me up and i decided to do something productive. had to get seat cleaner because she spilled “water” on her cloth seats. sure baby, water definitely stains. i wonder what she is up to in the cow town. #rolltide