Dennis Cabernét

I love chicken parmesean and red sauce. hacked at 100k, this is my new account

[Dennis Cabernét @MarinaraGod]

I tweet this with marinara sauce all over my hands and a mouthful of pasta and meatballs. My cargo shorts are overflowing with angel hair noodles and I should be able to make it the rest of the week.
- Dennis
PhD, Marinara

[NFL @NFL]

Did we miss somebody? 😅 @Lions

[Dennis Cabernét @MarinaraGod]

Happy birthday! @amonra_stbrown

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

Happy birthday, @amonra_stbrown! 🥳

[Dennis Cabernét @MarinaraGod]

Where'd all the chicken parm go?

[Daddy’s Lambeau 🧀 @Daddys_Lambeau]

This is too funny 🤣😭 #GoPackGo

[Dennis Cabernét @MarinaraGod]

@deemason85 @AdamSchefter Going for the last second reverse jynx. Smart move, gotta respect it

[Official Ohio State DG @DylanEveryday]

I dont dislike him. I HATE HIM 😭

All timer quote

[Dennis Cabernét @MarinaraGod]

@TheClemReport The absolute worst

[Dennis Cabernét @MarinaraGod]

@DSM00019 @danorlovsky7 @PrimeVideo Mcdonalds wifi

[Mississippi State Football @HailStateFB]

Unfortunately, there is No Vacancy in Starkville tonight.

#HailState

[Dennis Cabernét @MarinaraGod]

@StevenCheah Gus Johnson should be in jail. The absolute worst

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

Amon-Ra St. Highlight

[Monty Taylor @Monty2740]

I’m so sorry, Arkansas, but I had to do it.

[Dennis Cabernét @MarinaraGod]

@MrChiliNelson @brianhadad @robbiefaulkOn3 Relax Chilli. What if it was your show and people tweeted mean stuff about it like that!? I bet you wouldn't like it.

[Brosa Parks @Parabellum2021]

F22 Raptor filmed with a camera so fancy, you can see the vertical stabilizers get all wobbly

[Dennis Cabernét @MarinaraGod]

@BigRedAnalytics @ftblguy1 @willyt2234 @wx_ohio1 Just because you don't give up a decent hit doesn't mean you're some terrific pitcher. There's way more to it than that. And we haven't even started talking about how he is in the locker room

[Steve Helwick @s_helwick]

Every time I see Charles Barkley in the March Madness studio, I immediately remember this moment

[Detroit Lions PR @LionsPR]

.@Lions WR @amonra_stbrown is the 3rd player in @NFL history to produce 115+ receptions and 10+ receiving TDs in consecutive seasons.

#OnePride

[Chris Jans @coachchrisjans]

“Marooon, White. Marooon, White. Marooon, White”

We heard you - Thanks!!

Merry Christmas

#HailState 🐶