Will Franklin

Yes, that Will Franklin. The very one.

[Will Franklin @WILLisms]

@AustinJustice It was not suddenly bred,
It will not swiftly abate,
Through the chill years ahead,
When Time shall count from the date
That the English began to hate.

[Will Franklin @WILLisms]

@Austin_Police @ATXVideos It was not part of their blood,
It came to them very late.

….

It was not preached to the crowd,
It was not taught by the State.
No man spoke it aloud,
When the English began to hate.

[Will Franklin @WILLisms]

@realJeremyCarl Not quite three decades ago for me, but yeah, same. The singular guy trying to convince every single other person in the room that the entire legal regime around this issue was absolutely insane. Likely just dismissed by most as some weird edgelord contrarian type.

[Will Franklin @WILLisms]

@memeticsisyphus My son’s Kindergarten teacher, at the end of the COVID year with masks and all of that, told us we should consider something akin to a canine thunder shirt for our son to get him to stop getting up and walking around during class. https://t.co/fdvViVlaPg

[Will Franklin @WILLisms]

@memeticsisyphus Another time, an elementary school librarian forced me to take “Bunnicula” (2nd or 3rd grade reading level) when I tried to check out “Watership Down” (9th grade reading level).

“It’s also a rabbit book.”

[Will Franklin @WILLisms]

@jeremykauffman @captive_dreamer The purpose of a system is what it does.

[Jeremy Kauffman 🦔🌲🌕 @jeremykauffman]

The per capita tax burden in the United States is ~$16,600

Eliminate all social welfare and it falls to ~$3,500

The primary purpose of the United States government is violent wealth redistribution

[Will Franklin @WILLisms]

@conner_omalley I’m pretty sure I’m way too old to find this as funny as I do.

[Will Franklin @WILLisms]

@jamestalarico Okay, Mayor Pete-a-Rico.

[Will Franklin @WILLisms]

Social media today reminds me of the relentless onslaught of black squares for the fentanyl overdose guy or the incessant COVID hashtag propaganda and several other insane woke excesses from that era. Such ovine NPC takes today. I thought we had escaped from that timeline.

[Will Franklin @WILLisms]

@America250 Nah.

[Will Franklin @WILLisms]

@America250 No.

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

🚨 Here is the full 42 minutes of my crew and I exposing Minnesota fraud, this might be my most important work yet. We uncovered over $110,000,000 in ONE day. Like it and share it around like wildfire! Its time to hold these corrupt politicians and fraudsters accountable

We ALL work way too hard and pay too much in taxes for this to be happening, the fraud must be stopped.

[Will Franklin @WILLisms]

The search is over at long last. I’ve found the absolute worst Christmas song of all time. https://t.co/kItk5JThy5

[Will Franklin @WILLisms]

This really isn’t hard. We all know what a just punishment would look like here. We all know how much better our community would be if that punishment were exacted. In every human society until about one generation ago, it would not have been controversial.

Instead, we get this.

[Austin Justice @AustinJustice]

AUSTIN MAN who sold fentanyl during outbreak that killed 9 people is back dealing at the same corner.

Kanady Rimijo was recently caught at a N Lamar shopping center that banned him for a year. He'd been gambling and dealing drugs from the same North Park Shopping Center, which has become a drug dealer’s paradise despite the presence of security guards, who get surrounded and threatened for trying to clear the area.

This was Rimijo’s second trespass arrest there this year. In May, security tried removing drug dealers but Rimijo and others surrounded the guard. Refused to leave until a cop unholstered his taser. Prosecutors declined to prosecute in June.

Between those two arrests: Rimijo had sold fentanyl-laced drugs at this exact corner during Austin's deadly overdose week last year—79 overdoses, 9 deaths. Undercover cop bought crack from him that tested positive for 12 grams of fentanyl. Even his marijuana contained 11 grams. Rimijo got 6 days jail.

Rimijo’s 17-year in Travis County includes:
• 14 total cases, zero trials
• 2024: Two fentanyl dealing charges—both reduced from potential life sentences to days in jail
• 2023: Crack cocaine dealing: dismissed
• 2023: Felon with firearm: reduced to misdemeanor

Four of his charges over the years were downgraded from felonies by Austin's prosecutors, who always either dismissed his charges or offered him a plea bargain.

The North Lamar/Rutland corner got so dangerous CapMetro removed the bus stop. Riders too terrified to board.

When Austin prosecutors won't even enforce basic trespass orders, drug corners stay open and the public pays the price.

[Will Franklin @WILLisms]

@eamondotcom One year, I swabbed school water fountains for bacteria, mold colonies, and fungi. My project was heavily redacted and censored because of the implications. I was also told to “get permission next time.”

[Will Franklin @WILLisms]

This guy’s take is dumb in many of the obvious ways already pointed out, but committing genocidal war crimes at the end of the “Civil War” also would have been shortsighted and counterproductive to his favored cause of hegemonic American Globohomo Gay Race Communism.

Instead of a century of Dixie’s docile submission and quiet seething, the righteous Confederate uprising/backlash would have also likely resulted in brand-new Appalachian and Western/Texas separatist movements, generations of brutal guerrilla warfare (think John Brown but actually competent and on steroids), terrorism, frequent political assassinations, and sabotage across Northern cities and infrastructure, international alignments with and support for the re-rebelling Cotton States, and, ultimately, an independent Confederacy and/or several Southern independent nation-states, plus additional Confederacy-aligned lands in Mexico, Central America, and islands in the Caribbean. Also: political unrest within Northern states and the disintegration of the remaining vaunted Union itself into smaller units with their own separate interests.

[Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis]

How does importing ancient tribal blood feuds from halfway across the world into our country benefit the American people?

For many Republicans, mass immigration — no matter from where — is “good” so long as it’s legal.

Braindead thinking.

[Will Franklin @WILLisms]

@VP Needed the prosthetic fat suit. Would have owned.