Will Ferris

no big agenda, just world domination ✨
production researcher | writer

[Will Ferris @willjohnmichael]

There are words to describe this guy and his goons, but I really shouldn’t use them.

[Levelling down @LevellingDown]

After a successful* day grief campaigning, Nigel Farage prepares himself for the role of shadow prime minister.

[Will Ferris @willjohnmichael]

Sorry but this lot are absolutely off their heads, how are you not embarrassed by your behaviour and all these absurd, madcap takes?

[Laila Cunningham @policylaila]

Elections are how politicians seek a mandate. Nigel, is choosing to put his political future directly in the hands of the electorate. That’s what democratic accountability looks like. If other parties so convinced Nigel has done wrong, why aren’t they putting that argument to the voters?

[Will Ferris @willjohnmichael]

An insight into the pathetic parade of a charlatan’s vanity project, destined to end with one outcome: looking like a total prat.

https://t.co/RrusLunaaS

[Will Ferris @willjohnmichael]

Bit hot, innit?

[Stephen Gibbons @Gibboanxious]

What is an image from a film that still haunts you???

[Will Ferris @willjohnmichael]

No but really, I don’t think I’ve heard a take so outrageously stupid in my life. I’m convinced this lot were dropped here by a flying saucer.

[Will Ferris @willjohnmichael]

wtf

[Will Ferris @willjohnmichael]

How d’you solve a problem like the Tardis?

https://t.co/IJ2ghFoalH

[Will Ferris @willjohnmichael]

Disappointing, but quality over quantity any day.

[Doctor Who @bbcdoctorwho]

Today we’re announcing an update on plans for the future of Doctor Who. Read all about it on the Doctor Who website ➡️ https://t.co/G93OPLuur0

[Will Ferris @willjohnmichael]

If anyone’s at Dua’s wedding party and fancies grabbing me a Le Crueset box, that would be fab, tah!

[Will Ferris @willjohnmichael]

Say what you want about James Bond but at least he doesn’t catch any STDs.

[Will Ferris @willjohnmichael]

Have been raving about this movie for the past week and I’ll say it again - this is the best performance I’ve seen in years.

[Variety @Variety]

COLUMN: Inde Navarrette’s performance in #Obsession should be remembered (and, more importantly, actually considered) come award season.

Her work is singularly brave and brilliant, standing alongside rich horror performances in recent years like Lupita Nyong’o in “Us” and Toni Collette in “Hereditary.”

Voters, don’t make the same mistake you did by ignoring those lauded women.

Read the full column: https://t.co/NZCRfzNzY0

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

Mr @christiancalgie has been busy putting out a partial version of events these last few days, amplified by yourselves.

I think it’s time all your readers had the whole story. They were all out of order and, if they had any decency, would now hold their hands up and apologise.

[Will Ferris @willjohnmichael]

Holy cow! I’ve only just clocked something super wild and sick about that last scene…oh my

[Will Ferris @willjohnmichael]

Movie of the year!! #obsession

[Will Ferris @willjohnmichael]

At bloody last.

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

I can confirm that I will be requesting the permission of the NEC to stand in the Makerfield by-election.

I grew up in this area and have lived here for 25 years. I care deeply about it and its people. I know they have been let down by national politics.

Ten years ago, I decided to leave Westminster. Why? Because, after 16 years, I came to the conclusion that our national political system does not work for areas like ours. I learnt this fighting its failure to invest in the Wigan borough, for justice for the Hillsborough families and against its treatment of Greater Manchester during the pandemic.

Over the last decade, I have been challenging this failure from the outside and building a new and better way of doing politics. We have built Greater Manchester into the fastest-growing city-region in the UK and put buses back under public control, introducing a £2 fare cap to help people with cost-of-living pressures.

However, there is only so much that can be done from Greater Manchester. Much bigger change is needed at a national level if everyday life is to be made more affordable again. This is why I now seek people’s support to return to Parliament: to bring the change we have brought to Greater Manchester to the whole of the UK and make politics work properly for people.

Millions are struggling and they need the Labour Government to succeed. It has already made changes to make life better for them in its first two years. After this week, we owe it to people to come back together as a Labour movement, giving the Prime Minister and the Government the space and stability they need as the by-election takes place.

I want to recognise the difficult decision taken by Josh Simons and the sacrifice he and his family are making. I have worked closely with him as Mayor on issues like flooding and illegal waste dumping and have seen first-hand how effective he has been. He has put the communities of Makerfield first, made a real difference for them and should take great pride in that.

Finally, I truly do not take a single vote for granted and will work hard to regain the trust of people in the Makerfield constituency, many of whom have long supported our party but lost faith in recent times. We will change Labour for the better and make it a party you can believe in again.

ENDS

[Will Ferris @willjohnmichael]

https://t.co/NjyafV3v85

[Will Ferris @willjohnmichael]

Starmer now carries the atmosphere of a man trying to explain to airline passengers why smoke in the cabin is actually evidence that the journey is progressing well.

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

We must respond to the message that voters have sent us and break with the status quo once and for all.

We must confront the big challenges the public face with real answers.

That is how we will deliver the change that people are desperate for and build a stronger and fairer country.

https://t.co/axeYWn2834

[Will Ferris @willjohnmichael]

Banksy.

[Will Ferris @willjohnmichael]

God these people are so thick and odious.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Epsom protesters went to the wrong hotel.