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@theePatrickJ @MalcolmNance Did they just un-redact this page in the Files? Seems more polite than how he usually treated those children.

Oh wait…DNA cleanup. Got it.

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@sikkat10 @GavinNewsom this meme will garner bipartisan agreement

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@bluestein But if The Onion held a primary….

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@elonmusk Umm…An unelected oligarch says what?

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@elonmusk Bish you lost

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@CCGARP @JoshforGeorgia If defending himself against Karen is Billy’s first concern, somebody probably should check on him.

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@GOP Would be great, but once you join the NFL you can’t play for Georgia anymore.

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@swainholistics Thank you, fellow patriot. I deeply believe most laptops are real laptops.

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@JohnReidIV @erikcofer @Ev4ld @TheTraeYoung Knicks still suck, haters.

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@_dylanmathews @929TheGame Heard it. Nice work!

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@jeannathomas Maybe when everyone knows someone who’s been criminally investigated for a miscarriage or, worse, dies because a doc wont terminate a pregnancy due to the threat of jail time, it’ll start to sink in for the “Calm Down Crowd” what this new era of big government truly means.

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@sonic_hedgehog @sega why can’t Sonic Origins be released on Amazon Kindle Fire?

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@jeannathomas We are all playing Rona Roulette.

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@juliaioffe That Finland line is epic self-parody. Wow.

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@juliaioffe @KevinRothrock @Sen_JoeManchin take notes. I believe like Erdogan, your ersatz tinpot dictatorship can thrive too, if you’d just max out the local pork in the moments of doubt. And then vote yes for all the things.

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@ChachereMl @ChrisKirschner Big JC fan …but IDK about that “great low-post defender” thing. Can block a few shots but can also get worked.

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@ChrisKirschner I think Travis is looking only at moves that make our long term ceiling higher. I think Gallo for Derrick White would have done that, but Spurs got an offer they like better. It’s ok. We have a core just reaching its prime. This isn’t the time to overreach-what are we, Dallas?

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@MikeBellATL @AtlantaFalcons Where’s Mike Davis?? Checking my milk carton…

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@MikeBellATL Why we didn’t try running Davis or Ollison on the last drive is beyond me. That’s all that’s worked!

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@MikeBellATL Is Dante Fowler wearing ice skates?