WillJS

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

Americans celebrated 250 years of independence from Britain this weekend.

Ken Paxton spent it with the British.

[Chris Mowrey @chrisdmowrey]

Turns out, Republicans talk about election fraud so much because they are constantly doing it.

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

wiping meta off the face of the planet is strictly a net positive for humanity

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

If it had been Talarico caught voting illegally, the prevailing narrative would have been that the election is over for him

The reverse should also be true for Paxton

[jamie @gnuman1979]

That's cold.

[Is Mitch McConnell Dead Yet? @IsMitchDeadYet]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[David Z. Morris @davidzmorris]

Mitch McConnell remaining technically alive for an extra three weeks because of a manipulative procedural maneuver is exactly how he would have wanted to go out.

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

If you think liberals steal elections and control the weather but also let Republicans control all three branches of government you may be fucking stupid beyond repair.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

PASTOR LORAN LIVINGSTON (@CentralChurchNC): “There has never been a Christian nation, and never will be. You don’t live in one now. A Christian nation wouldn’t have killed and displaced 20 million Native Americans, or thought owning slaves was pleasing to God.”

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

Mount Rushmoron.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

"Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro as a commuter looks on, during the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C., U.S., July 4, 2026. REUTERS/Cheney Orr"

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

Bro imagine how much fun America 250 would be if Obama was President rn

[WillJS @willjstewart]

@EvilMopacATX All. Fucking. Day. Every. Day

[WillJS @willjstewart]

@TheATX1 As of June 29, “the site plan is considered disapproved.”

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i belong to the 1% of the population that has never seen a single episode of game of thrones.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Be depressed and still go to work like the rest of us fucking have to.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I’m going back to physical cookbooks because I’m DONE with closing 15 ads, reading your grandmother’s origin story, and scrolling through an entire memoir before I finally get to the actual recipe.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Republicans worship the Constitution right up until it protects people they don’t like.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

If they’re putting religion in schools, we must demand the IRS be put in churches.